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I may be being prosecuted for a sex crime?

  1. #1
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Does masturbating in the restroom stall at the mall constitute molestation if there are people in the stalls around yours?

    I was totally quiet and I wouldn't have been caught if I hadn't looked up porn on public mall wifi because it turns out the security guards monitor traffic on that network.
  2. #2
    WellHung Black Hole
    Only on the 2nd Tuesday of every other week.
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    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by WellHung Only on the 2nd Tuesday of every other week.

    Thanks for the contribution

    I have a disease and frankly I think I will be dismissed of any charge her e
  4. #4
    Nile bump
    Even if you looked up porn how would they know you were engaged in the act so to speak?
  5. #5
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Nile Even if you looked up porn how would they know you were engaged in the act so to speak?

    security cameras
  6. #6
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by WellHung security cameras

    They can't legally point those at the stalls. There may have been an eyewitness through the crack in my stall though. If they swab the toilet for DNA will my cum be there?
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    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    Boy the internet didn´t turn out the way people thought it would have, huh. Courts pulling up Social Media on people for nearly 20 years now and using that as states evidence of violations or crimes.

    Ahahahaha I love how that works but when it comes to Government linked then its just neatly finds itself gone missing in transit to the evidence room.

    Like the Evidence on Joe Biden´s son or email shit of hilary suddenly missing.

    everyone else never fails to show up in court. the average Joe is just really lucky.
  8. #8
    Ghost Black Hole
    yeah there was a famous public case about a guy that loudly jacked off in the bathroom at work. Got fired for sexual harassment.

    He was an air traffic controller with a long record of service. The guy just needed an outlet it's sad, he did it for many years. he ended up killing himself after his wife left. He tried to sue the company for firing him and lost.
  9. #9
    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Ghost yeah there was a famous public case about a guy that loudly jacked off in the bathroom at work. Got fired for sexual harassment.

    He was an air traffic controller with a long record of service. The guy just needed an outlet it's sad, he did it for many years. he ended up killing himself after his wife left. He tried to sue the company for firing him and lost.

    It may have predated 9.11 but I think it was after the Patriot Act was signed that made just about sneezing illegal if it could be seen as offensive or threatening.

    that was No Tapping Your Feet In A Bathroom Stall In The US. because Airports are federally regulated, it becomes Federal Interest and Policed. and if you´re tapping your foot at an International Airport it means (apparently) that you´re looking for a paid customer to have sex with or offering paid services for sex for money. which somehow is bumped up to a federal crime.

    and some guy was listening to his walkman and tapping his feet and so an Airport Cop kicked his bathroom stall door in and arrested him.

    LOL I meditate for that flaming rock to slam into this planet every day. every fucking day. and more and more of them are happening. bigger and bigger. they´re just basketball and occasionally a VW bus size so far but some giant ones are skimming by. the last one being as long as the golden gate bridge.

    SOOON Very very Soon. And I hope a planet killer hits the US direct hit. so the rest of the communist side can die slowly from starvation
  10. #10
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Ghost yeah there was a famous public case about a guy that loudly jacked off in the bathroom at work. Got fired for sexual harassment.

    He was an air traffic controller with a long record of service. The guy just needed an outlet it's sad, he did it for many years. he ended up killing himself after his wife left. He tried to sue the company for firing him and lost.

    harassing what? the fucking toilet? i had no idea those had civil rights.
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