§m£ÂgØL will be pleased to know that i just ate Lou Malnati's deep dish pizza...

1. 2021-03-31 at 9:04 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Folks, i consumed half of a large, which means i just downed 2,920 calories. The price is steep, even with a $5 coupon, but the quality never cheats ya. 🍕
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2. 2021-03-31 at 9:29 PM UTC

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   Donald Trump Black Hole
   How much?
3. 2021-03-31 at 9:49 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by Donald Trump How much?

   
   all of it he ate the whole fucking pie
4. 2021-03-31 at 9:51 PM UTC

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   Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by WellHung Folks, i consumed half of a large, which means i just downed 2,920 calories. The price is steep, even with a $5 coupon, but the quality never cheats ya. 🍕

   
   I am eating a reheated in the microwave pizza so it nice and soft. Its because I look like I went a few rounds with mike tyson with no mouth guard on.
5. 2021-03-31 at 9:55 PM UTC

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   Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
   What a nonce
6. 2021-03-31 at 10:11 PM UTC

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   Data African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WellHung Folks, i consumed half of a large, which means i just downed 2,920 calories. The price is steep, even with a $5 coupon, but the quality never cheats ya. 🍕

   
   Ya very nice fucker
7. 2021-03-31 at 10:15 PM UTC

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   Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
   2920 caleries is slightly over the entire days allotment of cals
   
   
   dont eat anything else all day and it should be ok. except that the cheese is greasy and clotting. and the irritation on the arteries is what causes sudden cardiac arrest and also is why you have plaque. plaque is wax like Spackle repairs a hole in the wall. its to protect you from bleeding out in the short run but just like white blood cells, if too much all at one time, it will kill you
8. 2021-03-31 at 10:21 PM UTC

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   Data African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kal Joose 2920 caleries is slightly over the entire days allotment of cals
   
   
   dont eat anything else all day and it should be ok. except that the cheese is greasy and clotting. and the irritation on the arteries is what causes sudden cardiac arrest and also is why you have plaque. plaque is wax like Spackle repairs a hole in the wall. its to protect you from bleeding out in the short run but just like white blood cells, if too much all at one time, it will kill you

   
   I didn't read this LIKE AT ALL but Lou Malnatis is very good pizza and op should be happy because its legit some of the best in the world ok
9. 2021-03-31 at 10:25 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   He ate the box it came in and then cooked the delivery driver
10. 2021-03-31 at 10:34 PM UTC

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    Data African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Ghost He ate the box it came in and then cooked the delivery driver

    
    No delivery driver you retard
    
    This is PIZZA not that weak shit pizza
11. 2021-03-31 at 10:35 PM UTC

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    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Little Caesars 5 Dollar Hot and Ready or go home. I could demolish three of those delicious pepperoni pies right now.
12. 2021-03-31 at 10:35 PM UTC

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    Data African Astronaut

    Originally posted by livingelegy Little Caesars 5 Dollar Hot and Ready or go home. I could demolish three of those delicious pepperoni pies right now.

    
    Bad pizza
    
    Lou Malnati's is like melting snow vs melting butter
13. 2021-03-31 at 10:36 PM UTC

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    Data African Astronaut
    Lou Malnati's is butter
14. 2021-03-31 at 10:48 PM UTC

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    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    
    
    
    
    Rat faces?
15. 2021-03-31 at 11:17 PM UTC

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    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    I've never tried Lou Malnatis and it may be better than little Caesar's but there's no way it's better than Marcos
16. 2021-03-31 at 11:18 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole
    §m£ÂgØL & I prefer Lou Malnati's to Giordano's.
17. 2021-03-31 at 11:27 PM UTC

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    G African Astronaut
    That shit ain't pizza, it's casserole.
18. 2021-03-31 at 11:29 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by G That shit ain't pizza, it's casserole.

    
    You prefer the $8 hand-tossed pies from ur local mom-and-pop pizzeria. They look fantastic, to ur credit.
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19. 2021-03-31 at 11:35 PM UTC

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    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung You prefer the $8 hand-tossed pies from ur local mom-and-pop pizzeria. They look fantastic, to ur credit.

    
    Been to Chicago,Detroit,New England etc. & that uber thick,wet Chicago fare just doesn't quality as pizza for me. Maybe pizza casserole, New Haven Connecticut & Boston have surprisingly excellent deep dish pizza.
20. 2021-03-31 at 11:41 PM UTC

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    Data African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung You prefer the $8 hand-tossed pies from ur local mom-and-pop pizzeria. They look fantastic, to ur credit.

    
    Lol