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Why is everyone here jealous of Octavian?

  1. #1
    Data African Astronaut
    I know he is attractive, but that does not give you an excuse to lash out.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    You're a robot of course you are attracted to large satellites like that giant fucking saturnite chin and cock nose death cannon

  3. #3
    data have malfunctioning emotion sensor.
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    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut




    Cock noses?
  5. #5
    Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny data have malfunctioning emotion sensor.

    I am operating within normal parameters.
  6. #6
    Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by OctavÄ°an They're jealous because they all want to fuck children, but only I have the initiative to go out and actually fuck children. They're also jealous of my massive child porn collection, which requires a 2 terabyte external hard drive to store.

    We can all spot the fake username, but nice try.
  7. #7
    Ghost Black Hole
    what a fucking nonse
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    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost My cock nose makes me insignificant
  9. #9
    Data African Astronaut
    Bump
  10. #10
    Ghost Black Hole
    the reason OP thinks about rock chin is every time he looks out the window all he can see is that giant chin on the horizon. I see it too it's blocking out the sunset. What a menace and his chin is so large we can't even launch him into the sun or the combustion will engulf the entire known universe.
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    Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost the reason OP thinks about rock chin is every time he looks out the window all he can see is that giant chin on the horizon. I see it too it's blocking out the sunset. What a menace and his chin is so large we can't even launch him into the sun or the combustion will engulf the entire known universe.

    Did not read
  12. #12
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Lol I use to rip Sploo about having a fuck off chin on Zoklet. My chin is normal size.


    Imagine having a nose like this and fucking trannies:



  13. #13
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Data Did not read

    I'm sorry that his giant chin is blocking out all visible light and making everything except backlit screens completely dark like putting a blindfold over your eyes. His chin has so much mass that light can't escape.

    it's creating an andromeda phenomenon with the celestial cock nose.. Data are you seeing this?! Turn on the scanners man! the fabric of the universe is breaking down all around us!



  14. #14
    Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Lol I use to rip Sploo about having a fuck off chin on Zoklet. My chin is normal size.


    Imagine having a nose like this and fucking trannies:



  15. #15
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut




    Rat faces?
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  16. #16
    Originally posted by Data I am operating within normal parameters.

    but we're ooerating under new-normal conditions.

    get yiur sensors recalibrated
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Lol I use to rip Sploo about having a fuck off chin on Zoklet. My chin is normal size.

    your eyebrows are heavily deformed and ears are warpped tho.
  18. #18
    WellHung Black Hole
    i'm jealous because Octavian got to fuck his neighbor's niggers.
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  19. #19
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung i'm jealous because Octavian got to fuck his neighbor's niggers.
  20. #20
    Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung i'm jealous because Octavian got to fuck his neighbor's niggers.
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