My new couch finally came again!

1. 2021-03-30 at 8:18 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   
   
   
   Looks and works way better than my old couch.
   
   Can't wait to become a coder on it.
2. 2021-03-30 at 8:36 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   ill cum on your couch
3. 2021-03-30 at 8:39 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   New computer, new sofa...new car for chell...WHAT NEXT BIG MONEY?!?
4. 2021-03-30 at 8:39 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost ill cum on your couch

   
   I'm sure they'll be breaking it in tonight...get those human juices soaked into it.
5. 2021-03-30 at 10:31 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm sure they'll be breaking it in tonight…get those human juices soaked into it.

   
   Two hella jelly post in a row
   
   U jelly u fart on ur couch alone you frumpy old man
6. 2021-03-30 at 10:34 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby Two hella jelly post in a row
   
   U jelly u fart on ur couch alone you frumpy old man

   
   dont be so sure.
   
   the fart might contain foreign DNA.
7. 2021-03-30 at 10:57 PM UTC

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   Robert Mugabe African Astronaut

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny dont be so sure.
   
   the fart might contain foreign DNA.

   
   No one laughed.
8. 2021-03-30 at 10:59 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Robert Mugabe No one laughed.

   
   go suicide by bobbies
9. 2021-03-30 at 11:01 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny dont be so sure.
   
   the fart might contain foreign DNA.

   
   U suck
10. 2021-03-30 at 11:08 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny go suicide by bobbies

    
    Go to prison and smell mens butts farting in the showers you skinner
11. 2021-03-30 at 11:17 PM UTC

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    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    give it all up and run. be free. when you give up all your possessions it is only then you are truly free, Fona.
    
    
    the only possession I want is land and an off grid house and lock it down when I leave so Meth Heads dont use it as a meth lab after they establish mail at the house and take it over with Meth Head Squatters Rights. this actually happens.
    
    but I will build and external shell around it. other then that (and a car of course) lose the TV and the other shit. You have a cell phone for music and TV and camera. Why buy all of this shit. Hell even Steve Jobs awesome millions of dollar digs had no furniture.
12. 2021-03-31 at 5:57 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Two hella jelly post in a row
    
    U jelly u fart on ur couch alone you frumpy old man

    
    Naw I got a new kitty this weekend. Another stray that followed me home, we fart in tandem.
    
    
13. 2021-03-31 at 6:21 PM UTC

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    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    Im sorry, I realized I went off topic again. How selfish of me to tell fona to run.
    
    also try and polish that floor. it looks dusty and dirty
    You need drapes too. not curtains but blackout drapes for the night time that the serial killer is drawn to you with 0 drapes. this is a sign telling him you like attention and heś very willing to give you as much as you and the morning news wants
14. 2021-03-31 at 6:24 PM UTC

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    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    think of chell and her safety you assclown
    
    Then Head west young man
15. 2021-03-31 at 6:28 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    buy more weapons, like cool ones
16. 2021-03-31 at 7:20 PM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter
    was the first one repossessed or what
17. 2021-03-31 at 7:36 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Naw I got a new kitty this weekend. Another stray that followed me home, we fart in tandem.
    
    

    
    omg its nose is so pink
18. 2021-03-31 at 7:43 PM UTC

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    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Ghost omg my nose is so big

    
    Rat face?
19. 2021-03-31 at 7:45 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    lisen here you giant chin pPOS nobody cares about you or you giant mr burns facial features
    
    when octavian yawns:
    
    
20. 2021-03-31 at 7:52 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost omg its nose is so pink

    
    Yes, if it had been a black nose I'd have kicked it into the gutter and gone on my way unbovvered.