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They tried to arrest me for stealing.
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2021-03-28 at 2:21 PM UTC
Originally posted by Solstice A common one is box stuffing, done with two people.
Person one goes in, finds a large boxed item like a vaccuum, open the box enough to stuff some small valuables into the box, then they leave the store.
Person two goes in a bit later, finds the tampered vaccuum/whatever box (person 1 marks it somehow), and buys that item legit. Take it home, dump all the good shit out then return the vaccuum for your money back.
Person 1 never leaves the store with merch and person 2 can just play dumb if the shit in the box is found somehow because they were just trying to buy a vaccuum.
and they check the security cam to confirm the guy just grabbed it without fiddling it? Brilliant. Itś super wrong and evil but yeah. I hate thieves. it may not be at top of the deadly 7 sins but then again Im no Catholic. -
2021-03-28 at 2:31 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley Sometimes I wonder what you look like and want you to know I will fuck you as hard as I can because of your personality.
Unless you're really fat, tbh, I imagine you being like a 110lb elf man.
I appreciate the sentiment and while it is true that i have a beautiful personality i'm afraid i'm gonna have to pass on this one. Lol, 'you have a beautiful personality' sounds like something you'd say to an unattractive girl that you're trying to be nice to.
Unless being attracted to, or generally interested in women is beyond the scope of your lived experience. I'm not sure ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯ -
2021-03-28 at 3:06 PM UTCstealing is wrong
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2021-03-28 at 3:08 PM UTC
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready and they check the security cam to confirm the guy just grabbed it without fiddling it? Brilliant. Itś super wrong and evil but yeah. I hate thieves. it may not be at top of the deadly 7 sins but then again Im no Catholic.
Yeah, my logic is if the shit in the vaccuum box set off the alarm you just stop and look confused and they realize you only bought the vaccuum and definitely paid for it so they'll go "ah its okay, those sensors do that sometimes" and wave you on -
2021-03-28 at 3:14 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie I appreciate the sentiment and while it is true that i have a beautiful personality i'm afraid i'm gonna have to pass on this one. Lol, 'you have a beautiful personality' sounds like something you'd say to an unattractive girl that you're trying to be nice to.
Unless being attracted to, or generally interested in women is beyond the scope of your lived experience. I'm not sure ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯
I've dated women and been engaged to the little mexican girl i was with for six years. I came out as a homosexual two years ago.
I dated a tranny like two years ago for awhile until she broke my bradleyb's big heart.
Now I mostly just have gay sex. I have 1 guy i've been seeing for a long time (6 days) after the latino dude i was seeing was scared after i slapped him repeatedly during sex.
He was kinda chubby too. New guy is friend from when i was in school, skinny, feminine, loves me slapping him. I hope we can start dating super soon, if we do, I"ll upload a photo and show everyone how gay i am.
God bless most of you -
2021-03-28 at 3:15 PM UTCi also don't talk to, know, or interact with any women except my mom and my roommate
I would like to have sex with my roommate but she doesn't want to have sex with me
I wouldn't really wanna have sex with me either tbh.
SIKE i'mma go have sex with myself in like ten minutes. -
2021-03-28 at 3:18 PM UTCone of my exes said we had a really good sex life
I said "I know, I'm good at sex."
I'm sure most of you remember my bike accident i got into a couple years ago that ended up cuasing my hyperpenile enlargement. My insurance covers it, but honestly other than light headedness and 3000 followers on Grindr i don't feel like it changes my life negatively. -
2021-03-30 at 1:26 PM UTCgame sold to, not told to, i changed my mind
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2021-03-30 at 4:21 PM UTCwalmart sucks ass but anyways my walmart story I was walking out with some shit and one of those mini pizzas at a walmart I guess where more nigs go to because I was outside of austin and some old man looking at reciepets after I just clearly paid for it in front of him and I was like "nah Im cool" and I cope was hiding around the corner, some big pig and made me show him my reciept and checked my ID and as I was walking away he had to shout "YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY MISTER MONKS!"
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2021-03-30 at 5:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby walmart sucks ass but anyways my walmart story I was walking out with some shit and one of those mini pizzas at a walmart I guess where more nigs go to because I was outside of austin and some old man looking at reciepets after I just clearly paid for it in front of him and I was like "nah Im cool" and I cope was hiding around the corner, some big pig and made me show him my reciept and checked my ID and as I was walking away he had to shout "YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY MISTER MONKS!"
mister monks? -
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