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Amazon has their shipping fucked up.

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I can't even find anything on their site that would be delivered before April 5th.
    Sorry, but I am cancelling my Amazon Prime if the shipping is going to be slow and suck ass.
    No excuses Mr. Bezos. You got 90 Billion dollars maybe you should have 89.
  2. #2
    Bradley Florida Man
    ur so ungreatful,

    shipping shit alld ay everytime is hard

    plus your probably looking something super gender specific like XXS cock rings or men's v neck's in medium pale blue
  3. #3
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Stop getting things shipped through the Suez canal
  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    OP doesn't even live near water, complains about not having fast shipping.

    Bet you won't come down to the port and pick your package up in person pussy.
  5. #5
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Bradley OP doesn't even live near water, complains about not having fast shipping.

    Bet you won't come down to the port and pick your package up in person pussy.

    il pik ur pakag up n put eet in me as faget
  6. #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    I don't breed losers, but thanks!
  7. #7
    cigreting Dark Matter
    ur a f ?
  8. #8
    Bradley Florida Man
    no m/27/WI
  9. #9
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I can't even find anything on their site that would be delivered before April 5th.
    Sorry, but I am cancelling my Amazon Prime if the shipping is going to be slow and suck ass.
    No excuses Mr. Bezos. You got 90 Billion dollars maybe you should have 89.

    Lol amazon prime is free if you do it right. I get my shit the next day
  10. #10
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ Stop getting things shipped through the Suez canal

    How about everyone quit talking about the suez canal for one day?
  11. #11
    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I can't even find anything on their site that would be delivered before April 5th.
    Sorry, but I am cancelling my Amazon Prime if the shipping is going to be slow and suck ass.
    No excuses Mr. Bezos. You got 90 Billion dollars maybe you should have 89.

    they tell me 2 days but I never get it for 3-10 days later. its never 1 day or 2 days. its a lie.

    but its still free. If I need that shit right away I go to the fucking store and get it.

    also free movies. usually better than what nexflix offers and they have original made for amazon movies as well.


    Also unrelated

    Why does a mosquito bite your ear. the answer is simple. Virppppppppp then a really awesome Pink Floyd song comes on. Cause Pink Floyd Fanship is apart of the 9.11 post



    edited: fixt
  12. #12
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    you would think little arnie would have some sympathy for his fellow factory workers, amazon workers have to fart in bags

  13. #13
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bradley OP doesn't even live near water, complains about not having fast shipping.

    Bet you won't come down to the port and pick your package up in person pussy.

    sounds like a challenge Karl Panzram would issue
  14. #14
    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    Hey Honey.. the rasberry fudgebars have arrived. hey, seems they leaked through the box.. oh wait.. is that ?? MENSTRUAL and POOP


    Fuck it. I had to pee in a open parking lot and some dude who worked for UPS was laughing and taking video or photos of me from his smart phone.

    I gave little fucks
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  15. #15
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Kal Joose I gave little fucks

    so did he later, probably

    all over his brown cargo pants
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  16. #16
    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I can't even find anything on their site that would be delivered before April 5th.
    Sorry, but I am cancelling my Amazon Prime if the shipping is going to be slow and suck ass.
    No excuses Mr. Bezos. You got 90 Billion dollars maybe you should have 89.

    See Arnie. You try hussling and having to take a big nasty greasy wet shit holding it in for hours. your 15 minutes is often lost and your brain to not look like the bitch for backup by others to get laughed at makes it harder. thats one of the reasons I left. not because it was hard working in 100 plus degrees walking up steep hills in the valley delivering but more because California lacks public restrooms especially outer bay area where its mostly farm land or if driving in the cities its even worse. the reason they took out the public restrooms is because of homeless will move into them and lock the doors all day
  17. #17
    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by aldra so did he later, probably

    all over his brown cargo pants

    I was working with this pregnant lady and I could tell she was suffering. But she was cool. we cracked jokes most of the day. also we were stalked by a crowed of old white people. we broke down and had to wait to have someone service the van but it was clear all the Karens and Carrols where driving by to see if we were those fake Amazon people with a rented van (because we didnt get the new vans in yet) and us just looking at them and staring hard at them.

    You earn your little 21 bucks an hour. and Arnie just wants his shit on time every time. So did I. especially when its 1 week past due
  18. #18
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Smh
  19. #19
    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by mmQ Smh

    did you get hired on to be a Top Paid Bodyguard? will you be making 6 figures now Mister Deep Pockets
  20. #20
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Kal Joose did you get hired on to be a Top Paid Bodyguard? will you be making 6 figures now Mister Deep Pockets

    Are you wet? Is your pussy all wet? I want to fuck you so hard and take pictures and put into a photo album so i can feel you forever
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