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Bring back river piracy as a come up lifestyle and we can come up and come down

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    i got a paddle boat i named paddle pal, i've only used in three times cuz i don't drive. i got him next ot lake michigan at my firend's crib nd im kinda scared of taking it out. it's a paddle boat

    i wanna get a kayak, pontoon boat, fishing boat,, lil bit of dib and dap but i don't gott money for that

    I wanna get boat to boat capturing. that 100$ paddle boat almost broke me! i had to get a uhaul when i moved away from my tranny last summer so i could take it.

    anyone in wisconsin got a free kayak? I'll give you fishing supplies, fuck your wife, smoke you up, whatever we gotta do.

    Like bradleyb say do, hook it up nigga.
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  2. #2
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    wedge it across the river and rob everyone who gets stuck
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  3. #3
    Let's become pirates on the Great Lakes region
  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    yarrr im comin for the booty
  5. #5
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Bradley i got a paddle boat i named paddle pal, i've only used in three times cuz i don't drive. i got him next ot lake michigan at my firend's crib nd im kinda scared of taking it out. it's a paddle boat

    i wanna get a kayak, pontoon boat, fishing boat,, lil bit of dib and dap but i don't gott money for that

    I wanna get boat to boat capturing. that 100$ paddle boat almost broke me! i had to get a uhaul when i moved away from my tranny last summer so i could take it.

    anyone in wisconsin got a free kayak? I'll give you fishing supplies, fuck your wife, smoke you up, whatever we gotta do.

    Like bradleyb say do, hook it up nigga.


    Originally posted by Bradley yarrr im comin for the booty

    If that Girl could sail the world on her lonely 13 year old self, why cant you row to Michigan ? thats why she´s a climate expert and you´re a meth smoking hipster with fears of a Lake. pfftttt
  6. #6
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sudo wedge it across the river and rob everyone who gets stuck

    think of all the vulnerable ships drifting in the red sea
  7. #7
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    If i had to drown i'd preferably do so in a tragic boating accident on one of the great lakes. But only because the bottom of those are anaerobic and cold. So it will keep my corpse nice and fresh, to be stumbled upon by future explorers of the deep. And i would explicitly say in my last will and testament that i am to be kept down there for all eternity.

    I'll write an app that will give you all the exact coordinates when i do tragically and inevitably die in a boating accident. And you could come and gloat, or bring your kids out for a day of fishing, it'll be fun for the whole family. And you could tell them all about safety lest they end up in Soph's Wet Abode, or something nautical sounding.

    You could bond over my corpse, or at least press the big F that lives in your heart to pay respect every time you gaze upon the lake. And no that's not even weird, how could it be weird i'd be frigging dead, bro.
  8. #8
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Sophie If i had to drown i'd preferably do so in a tragic boating accident on one of the great lakes. But only because the bottom of those are anaerobic and cold. So it will keep my corpse nice and fresh, to be stumbled upon by future explorers of the deep. And i would explicitly say in my last will and testament that i am to be kept down there for all eternity.

    I'll write an app that will give you all the exact coordinates when i do tragically and inevitably die in a boating accident. And you could come and gloat, or bring your kids out for a day of fishing, it'll be fun for the whole family. And you could tell them all about safety lest they end up in Soph's Wet Abode, or something nautical sounding.

    You could bond over my corpse, or at least press the big F that lives in your heart to pay respect every time you gaze upon the lake. And no that's not even weird, how could it be weird i'd be frigging dead, bro.

    Tl didn't read you weird faggot nonce
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