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I had a dream
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2021-03-27 at 2:57 PM UTCI was working at home depot and someone who's name I won't say needed some 2x12s and I couldn't find them anywhere. They had divided the lumber up all over the store it was ridiculous.
Later I was going to have a meal with some gangsters, they offered the meal but then started being cheapskates when they found out how expensive the menu was so I just got a large drink. The soda fountain was extremely long but the large cup was so tall that the nozzle dipped into the drink, VERY unsanitary!
Another part I was free-diving with a woman but she was better at holding her breath and I drowned. Then some shady shit happened and they sent someone down to declare me dead, and he did I think. But scron was in disguise and came down and shoved a tube down my lungs and pumped them out so I could sneak off.
There was some more good stuff with super cramped buildings that have a lot of tight and confusing mazes of hallways and stairs, and I was working in the back of a restaurant the boss was a real doucheThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-03-27 at 3:05 PM UTCSo?
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2021-03-27 at 3:17 PM UTC
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2021-03-27 at 3:29 PM UTCi always carry a drench kit on me
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2021-03-28 at 6:15 PM UTC
Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I was working at home depot and someone who's name I won't say needed some 2x12s and I couldn't find them anywhere. They had divided the lumber up all over the store it was ridiculous.
Later I was going to have a meal with some gangsters, they offered the meal but then started being cheapskates when they found out how expensive the menu was so I just got a large drink. The soda fountain was extremely long but the large cup was so tall that the nozzle dipped into the drink, VERY unsanitary!
Another part I was free-diving with a woman but she was better at holding her breath and I drowned. Then some shady shit happened and they sent someone down to declare me dead, and he did I think. But scron was in disguise and came down and shoved a tube down my lungs and pumped them out so I could sneak off.
There was some more good stuff with super cramped buildings that have a lot of tight and confusing mazes of hallways and stairs, and I was working in the back of a restaurant the boss was a real douche
what about the part of the dream where you ask me to move your furniture for 2k but when I get to the airport hanger to load up, 5 or so covert dudes jump me, drown me in a salt water tank, load me on a private 7Cesna172 by a pilot name Fox and drop me into the ocean 50 miles off the coast in international water.
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2021-03-28 at 6:16 PM UTC
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2021-03-28 at 6:32 PM UTCilll showve it down your throat and force feed you a gallon of this
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2021-03-28 at 6:43 PM UTC
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2021-03-28 at 7:21 PM UTCi first knew i was gay because of all the gay stuff i dream about even tho i didn't want to
it's like in china if they have an anti government dream and the government finds out they never dream again -
2021-03-28 at 7:36 PM UTC
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2021-03-28 at 7:52 PM UTCwow that's kinda realyl mean bro
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2021-03-28 at 7:56 PM UTC*spiral commence*
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2021-03-28 at 7:58 PM UTC
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2021-03-28 at 7:59 PM UTCClearly. 🌹 Go lay down.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-03-28 at 8:02 PM UTC
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2021-03-28 at 8:07 PM UTCI'm at ur mother's place right now, ya crazy bitch. Do something about it.
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2021-03-28 at 10:48 PM UTCdo u think rabbis also molest children witht he same ferocity and frequency as catholics?
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2021-03-28 at 11:35 PM UTC
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2021-03-29 at 3:09 AM UTC
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2021-03-29 at 5:40 AM UTCI work at home depot too and i steal fertilizer as my side job
