I had sex with a turkey last night

1. 2021-03-26 at 11:35 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   A literal turkey.
   
   This isnt some chikin type Bill Krozby reference for a certain type of girl.
   
   An actual turkey.
   
   I was walking home and it was standing on the street. I was scared at first, for it..I was worried. "Poor little turkey, what are you doing in the middle of the street?"
   
   It made a weird sound at that point and I knew it was injured. So, I took it upon myself to take it under my wing.
   
   I cradled him and walked him home to my place. We sat down and shared a few ales and talked about things ranging from basic math to complicated math.
   
   Then we fucked.
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   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2021-03-26 at 11:39 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   His name was Parly and he was 4 years old he told me. In turkey years that means 36. He gives a mean wingjob too, for the record.
3. 2021-03-26 at 11:44 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   His name was actually Tarold and he was only 3. I just found his birth certificate.
4. 2021-03-27 at 12:40 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ His name was actually Tarold and he was only 3. I just found his birth certificate.

   
   ur a turkey nonce
5. 2021-03-27 at 1:07 AM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter
   0/10
6. 2021-03-27 at 1:09 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by cigreting 0/10

   
   Nice shoes faggot
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   • Ghost
7. 2021-03-27 at 1:15 AM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter
   thx dey r ur granpsaps
8. 2021-03-27 at 1:18 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   10/10
9. 2021-03-27 at 1:34 AM UTC

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   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   Hey I heard you guys like frackshuns
10. 2021-03-27 at 1:39 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Hot
11. 2021-03-30 at 3:21 AM UTC

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    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by mmQ A literal turkey.
    
    This isnt some chikin type Bill Krozby reference for a certain type of girl.
    
    An actual turkey.
    
    I was walking home and it was standing on the street. I was scared at first, for it..I was worried. "Poor little turkey, what are you doing in the middle of the street?"
    
    It made a weird sound at that point and I knew it was injured. So, I took it upon myself to take it under my wing.
    
    I cradled him and walked him home to my place. We sat down and shared a few ales and talked about things ranging from basic math to complicated math.
    
    Then we fucked.

    
    Try a turkey baster next time, faggot. and rape your shit-pussy with it.
    
    Faggot
12. 2021-03-30 at 3:25 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Kal Joose Try a turkey baster next time, faggot. and rape your shit-pussy with it.
    
    Faggot

    
    What? Nice attempt to ruin a nice story.
13. 2021-03-30 at 3:29 AM UTC

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    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by mmQ What? Nice attempt to ruin a nice story.

    
    Itś evil. You are harming the vagina of a turkey. unless it was a male turkey, then yes. Its kind of funny you raped its shit pussy. but one good deed for the next. Now you have to rape your own shit-pussy with a baster.
14. 2021-03-30 at 5:06 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    now thats what I call stuffing
15. 2021-04-15 at 7:16 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Cigreting <3
16. 2021-04-16 at 10:30 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    did u taste his butterballs