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  1. #1
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    New York Daily News
    Florida woman pulled from storm drain says she wandered through tunnels for 3 weeks
    Nelson Oliveira


    A Florida woman who was found naked inside a storm drain this week says she had been trapped underground for three weeks after venturing into a tunnel.

    The woman told police she was swimming in a Delray Beach canal on March 3 when she opened a door that led her to a series of tunnels. She eventually got lost and wandered through the dirty tunnels for weeks until she ended up in a drainage ditch near a busy road, according to a police report obtained by the South Florida Sun Sentinel.

    The 43-year-old woman, whose name is being withheld because of her mental health and addiction issues, was rescued Tuesday after a passerby heard her screaming for help. Firefighters were called to the scene and had to use a ladder and a harness to get the unclothed woman to the ground in a surreal scene that remains a mystery to local officials.

    “I know they are trying to find out if the story does match,” Delray Beach Mayor Shelly Petrolia told the Sentinel on Wednesday. “The story is so bizarre. But people should know better than to go into the sewer system... This is not the action of a rational person.”

    Fire rescue officials rescued a woman who was trapped inside an 8-foot deep storm drain in Delray Beach Tuesday morning. (Delray Beach Fire Rescue/)

    Fire officials said the sewer system is filled with garbage, dirt, rats and even snakes.

    “Anything that’s on the street that washes into a sewer, and it smells terrible,” said Delray Beach Fire Rescue spokeswoman Dani Moschella.

    It’s not clear if the woman ate anything while trapped underground, but she told police she found an unopened bottle of ginger ale, according to the report.

    It also appears that she left a note to her family a day before she went missing saying she needed to leave to go find herself. Investigators believe she may have gotten into the tunnels through a canal located at a golf course about a mile from her boyfriend’s home. The canal is owned and maintained by the Florida Department of Transportation.
  2. #2
    Kev Space Nigga
    It also appears that she left a note to her family a day before she went missing saying she needed to leave to go find herself

    bitch sounds 43 alright. this is when they start divorcing and destroying their families for some vague spiritual quest of "finding themselves".

    she found herself where she belonged alright, i hope she feels enlightened. i bet it was worth all the attention from the chad firefighter that "rescued" her. its the only time any non-freak would touch her.
  3. #3
    Bradley Florida Man
    I used to make up dumbass shit to cover my drinking, this is the dumbass shit I would've come up with.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #4
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    She has definitely stretched credulity.
  5. #5
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    A couple years ago my brother was at work and someone came inside and said there was a lady stuck in the parking lot so he goes on out to check but doesn't see anything but then the customer lead him over to an unassuming grate.
    He looked down and there was this woman stuck many feet down in this storm drain.
    This shit does happen.
    Sometimes women go into the sewers to look for their lost children and they themselves become lost.
  6. #6
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    What did she eat and drink for 3 freaking weeks?

    I call bullshit!
  7. #7
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    probably a tweaker bitch in a tweaker situation
  8. #8
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I'm sorry, but I don't know what that is.

    I don't think there is any way that she could survive in a sewer drinking sewer water and the occasional raw rat.
  9. #9
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    what i really don't understand is why did she ditch her swim suit?
  10. #10
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    something sbout this story with the voice over robotic voice over reading probably a teleprompter from a currently incsrcersted in wte wlso srinks and possibly more. why does he spend so much time defending this gang or its members and making excuses for them and their actions like they were food guys or something?

  11. #11
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    something is strange or sounds amies wbout this story as well:
    https://www.westword.com/news/dennis-hanson-sentenced-for-sex-assault-in-case-used-to-fight-rape-culture-5903326
  12. #12
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I mean do you guys seriously buy this story?

    „ The victim feels she was also given a date-rape drug. Subsequent tests didn't turn up evidence of a drug of this type, but the victim's mom notes that such substances "dissipate from the body very quickly and thus are difficult to detect."
  13. #13
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by stl1 What did she eat and drink for 3 freaking weeks?

    I call bullshit!

    you can survive longer without eating, and she had poop water (and I guess a bottle of ginger ale) to drink
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