2021-03-25 at 2:28 PM UTC
Two dads walk into a grocery store.
The first dad says, "Ok, let's find some pizza rolls."
The second dad says, "ok."
They immediately walk to the chicken broth aisle and spend several hours there.
The end.
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2021-03-25 at 2:31 PM UTC
No child should ever have to tell his friends he has two Dads.
2021-03-25 at 2:34 PM UTC
Originally posted by Solstice
No child should ever have to tell his friends he was raped by a senile man working security at Kmart for shoplifting a candy bar
Imagine your two dads coming home from kmart to tell you that they stole a bunch of candy bars and were going to rape you with them
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2021-03-25 at 2:35 PM UTC
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR DAD'S EMAIL ADDRESS?
2021-03-25 at 2:54 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
lets party on that pussy daddy
2021-03-25 at 4:08 PM UTC
Originally posted by Robert Mugabe
Can't we have piss, I mean peace. I loved Scron then he betrayed meh
i just wanted to look at your pyramid chin in 3D hologram but then i got a fine from the city for operating a projection device without a license. Apparently it was visible from space and I caused several airline crashes resulting in fatalities.
All because of your fucking pyramid chin. I'll be paying off legal fees for the rest of my life because of you
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