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How gay is your dad

  1. #21
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by STER0S and it wasnt so much the emotional part – it was the visual of my dad butt-naked mounted on top of her thrusting his hips at full-speed

    wat hapen den
  2. #22
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by STER0S and it wasnt so much the emotional part – it was the visual of my dad butt-naked mounted on top of her thrusting his hips at full-speed

    why didn't you kick his head off and throw them both in a storm drain
  3. #23
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra do klingon cocks have the same weird ridges as your foreheads

    Man I wish I had a Klingon cock.
  4. #24
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by cigreting wat hapen den

    you're a faggot
  5. #25
    Originally posted by STER0S and it wasnt so much the emotional part – it was the visual of my dad butt-naked mounted on top of her thrusting his hips at full-speed

    you should getbback at him by fucking his wife or daughter, or sons if necessary.
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  6. #26
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    My dad would fuck any hole presented.
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  7. #27
    Originally posted by aldra do klingon cocks have the same weird ridges as your foreheads

    It's a long story. We don't discuss it with outsiders.
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  8. #28
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by aldra why didn't you kick his head off and throw them both in a storm drain

    yee did u do dis
  9. #29
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Worf, son of Mogh It's a long story. We don't discuss it with outsiders.

    tell it
  10. #30
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you're a faggot

    dats not wut ur granps sed
  11. #31
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by cigreting dats not wut ur granps sed

    Pretty sure he did, you dotard
  12. #32
    Bradley Black Hole
    i never met my dad but i assure u 100% not gay
  13. #33
    Originally posted by STER0S i was home on spring break and my mom was at her sister's house.

    completely fucked with my whole reality.

    Did you smash his teeth in or just go "oh okay" and quietly slink away?

    I'm a big fan of people beating up asshole parents regardless of gender
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  14. #34
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    not gay, but after my parents split he banged some REALLY ugly and worryingly young girls
  15. #35
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Solstice Did you smash his teeth in or just go "oh okay" and quietly slink away?

    I'm a big fan of people beating up asshole parents regardless of gender

    there are some things you cannot let go unpunished, especially since completely cutting ties with your father is not an easy thing to do
  16. #36
    Originally posted by aldra there are some things you cannot let go unpunished, especially since completely cutting ties with your father is not an easy thing to do

    I feel like fucking your son's girlfriend is very high on the list of unforgivable/excusable offenses. Everything about it is completely disrespectful and depraved. I would just black out from rage and start swinging until my fists were just mashing pulp.
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  17. #37
    My father was ab unemployed alcoholic deadbeat who used my mom as a side piece when he already had a wife and 3 kids then ran back to that wife for forgiveness after knocking up my mom so what the fuck do i know really. Met him last year finally after finding out he was dying through FB and all he wanted to do was get me to join AA and his church with him. Had 0% interest in me as a person/son whatsoever, was literally like a salesman. I would have punched him in the face and called him a bitch if he weren't 60 and dying of leukemia. Fucking faggot.
  18. #38
    Ghost Black Hole
    one time a girl tried to have sex with me but i was blacked out from benzos so she tried to fuck my dad, he woke me up like dude this girl is here and wants to fuck and your just blacked out on the couch.

    So I threw a half full can of beer at her head and told her to get the fuck out because I didn't want to deal with either of their bullshit and then i ate more benzos and drank more beer and woke up a few weeks later. I never saw her again
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  19. #39
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Outside of the violent urge, how could you ever trust either of them? You need a pound of flesh to show that he's truly repentant, and as for her the only reasonable response is to cut all ties, or failing that cut all blood circulation to her brain
  20. #40
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Ghost one time a girl tried to have sex with me but i was blacked out from benzos so she tried to fuck my dad, he woke me up like dude this girl is here and wants to fuck and your just blacked out on the couch.

    So I threw a half full can of beer at her head and told her to get the fuck out because I didn't want to deal with either of their bullshit and then i ate more benzos and drank more beer and woke up a few weeks later. I never saw her again

    your dad seems cool in a trailer park boys sort of way
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