Fona 3-21-2021

1. 2021-03-21 at 11:50 PM UTC

   #1
   

   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   Hello guys.
   Time to start a new work week.
   A long work week.
   I am not looking forward to 10 hour days.
   It is painful after 8 hours.
2. 2021-03-21 at 11:59 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Quit and file a fradulent disability claim
3. 2021-03-22 at 12:07 AM UTC

   #3
   

   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

   Originally posted by Solstice Quit and file a fradulent disability claim

   
   That sounds so nice but no...
4. 2021-03-22 at 1:14 AM UTC

   #4
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   what if you have to do it with -5 hrs of sleep tho?
5. 2021-03-22 at 1:16 AM UTC

   #5
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Wariat what if you have to do it with -5 hrs of slerp tho?

   
   then I guess you start typing like this
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6. 2021-03-22 at 3:25 AM UTC

   #6
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   imagine being so shit you couldn't even do Fona's job
   
   "wario why aren't you operating the plastic injection machine"
   
   "I'd rather use my ipad I'm more creative that way"
   
   
   also just to remind everyone, Wario tried to fucking apply to a bunch of Spanish-speaking job openings. He doesn't speak Spanish, and asked why he applied he applied "maybe I could be a translator".
   
   I'll bet his mother likes to drink as much as he does.
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7. 2021-03-22 at 8:47 AM UTC

   #7
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   when did I try to apply to spanish speaking job openings?
8. 2021-03-22 at 9:14 AM UTC

   #8
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Wariat when did I try to apply to spanish speaking job openings?

   
   https://forums.macrumors.com/threads/i-am-about-to-apply-for-this-position-today.2230966/
   
   
   
   
   you should work harder at not being a goddamn spastic than you do at trying to defend yourself from people calling you a goddamn spastic
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9. 2021-03-22 at 11:16 AM UTC

   #9
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   so take opiates 7 hours in ???? problem solved
   
   

   Originally posted by aldra https://forums.macrumors.com/threads/i-am-about-to-apply-for-this-position-today.2230966/
   
   
   
   
   you should work harder at not being a goddamn spastic than you do at trying to defend yourself from people calling you a goddamn spastic

   
   LOL he seriously lacks self awareness
10. 2021-03-22 at 11:50 AM UTC

    #10
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Ghost so take opiates 7 hours in ???? problem solved
    
    
    
    LOL he seriously lacks self awareness

    
    I've been eating tiz and painkillers all day and he still can't stop me
    
    I'M ON A RAMPAGE
11. 2021-03-22 at 12:12 PM UTC

    #11
    

    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Doctor won't give me opiates.
    Only narcotics.
12. 2021-03-22 at 2 PM UTC

    #12
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    fuck the doctor just get some opiates RC's or the long lasting illegal pills. And then take those when you have feet pains, easy.
13. 2021-03-22 at 2:29 PM UTC

    #13
    

    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

    Originally posted by Ghost fuck the doctor just get some opiates RC's or the long lasting illegal pills. And then take those when you have feet pains, easy.

    
    I prefer to listen to my body.
14. 2021-03-22 at 9:42 PM UTC

    #14
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    my body tells me to kick people who use speakerphone in public and to burn down state and religious institutions