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I'm want to kill all life on Earth.

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    The cold crystalline beauty of the cosmic machine does not need the flower of life blossoming within, festering with bugs that do nothing but procreate and consume, deconstructing it bit by pristine bit to turn into excrement and plastic bullshit.

    I wish to develop a nuclear propulsion rocket that can reach relativistic speeds and send it on a journey of constant acceleration around the solar system, building up kinetic energy till on impact, it could shatter the moon.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    yeah but the earth isn't the moon dumbass
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    Yeah, I doubt you could put together a chest of drawers from Ikea let alone such a device.
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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yeah but the earth isn't the moon dumbass

    The moon is currently gravitationally bound, if I introduced enough energy to it, more than half its debris would be pulled in by Earth's gravity and would initiate a new ice age.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yeah, I doubt you could put together a chest of drawers from Ikea let alone such a device.

    That's not true, I've put together several chests of drawers from Ikea, therefore I can assemble this device.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Solomon Thunder The moon is currently gravitationally bound, if I introduced enough energy to it, more than half its debris would be pulled in by Earth's gravity and would initiate a new ice age.

    don't think so lil bromo
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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby don't think so lil bromo

    Ok buddy.
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    netstat African Astronaut
    edited for privacy
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    ..plus it's named after a tasty chocolate bar.
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    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Chocolate company you mean
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Getcha ass too mars.. but i don't know not until the space forcw clean that up, we used to live there actually

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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by netstat my vision of utopia is mars, not a mars colonised by humans but mars as it currently exists, its cold sterile beauty almost entirely unmarred by anthropic hubris

    Sorry Nestlé has already laid claim to all water in our solar system.
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    Nile bump
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yeah but the earth isn't the moon dumbass

    Lol op is fuking dumb ha haha
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    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Martians won't come to Earth because Bill Krozby and Wariat live here
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Solstice Martians won't come to Earth because Bill Krozby and Wariat live here

    they've been here for years, you dummy

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    Originally posted by netstat my vision of utopia is mars, not a mars colonised by humans but mars as it currently exists, its cold sterile beauty almost entirely unmarred by anthropic hubris

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    netstat African Astronaut
    edited for privacy
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    Originally posted by Solstice Chocolate company you mean

    It's called a Mars bar..so it's the name of the chocolate bar Mars as a company make all kinds of other stuff,..I'm specifically talking about the Mars bar...the UK version...NOT the US version which is in reality a UK Milky way...for some fucked up reason the yanks called the mars bar a milkyway and the milkyway a mars bar.
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    I wonder how beautiful the earth would be with no life. Just mountains and rivers and deserts and valleys.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    What is the point of beauty if there is no one around to see it?
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