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I made my boyfriend cry again

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    The guy is such a bitch, he called me asking to hang out for sant patricks day an play guitar and I was like yeah heard and he wanted to do his laundry at my place so we can chill in the park by my place and he came back and started bitching that I was playing basketball with another man and I threw the basketball at his face and told him to tuffin up and he was just bitching about how laundry machines don't work even though his dumbass got the stimulus check. I told him he needs to clean his ears or I'm leaving. Hey fam I guess thats how it goes sometimes. He's like the ultimate cuck, he's bigger than me but you could totally punch him in the face and call him a faggot and he will just let it be. I bitch slapped him and he held me down and started crying and I was like oh okay if you're going to be a baby man then I'm leaving you hear just like your mother did to you.

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    frala Avant garde shartist
    Like it would have killed you to do laundry together and let him play basketball with you. You need to let love in.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by frala Like it would have killed you to do laundry together and let him play basketball with you. You need to let love in.

    I did laundry yesterday you wench, and i asked him to join us to shoot some hoops but he just wanted to sulk, thats why i slapped him
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    frala Avant garde shartist
    You just sound unnecessarily hostile!
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by frala You just sound unnecessarily hostile!

    not really because he's such a cuck he let his friend sucker punch me in the stomach during the super bowl when the weekend was playing and thats all I wanted to watch, then the idiots boyfriend called me relentlessly asking me if i'd come back and I said no.

    Dave literally dented my poop
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    but anyways thats all in the past he hooked me up with cooveed coffee



    thats literally the only reason why i hang with him is to drink and play guitar
  7. #7
    WellHung Black Hole
    Western Texas looks a lot different from Eastern Texas.
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    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby not really because he's such a cuck he let his friend sucker punch me in the stomach during the super bowl when the weekend was playing and thats all I wanted to watch, then the idiots boyfriend called me relentlessly asking me if i'd come back and I said no.

    Dave literally dented my poop

    Oh well I guess that makes you the bitch in this story.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by WellHung Western Texas looks a lot different from Eastern Texas.

    im central
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by frala Oh well I guess that makes you the bitch in this story.

    no it was a sucker punch
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    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby no it was a sucker punch

    But Dave dented your poop...
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    frala Avant garde shartist
    I mean if anything screams bitch

    It’s dented poop
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol.
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby The guy is such a bitch, he called me asking to hang out for sant patricks day an play guitar and I was like yeah heard and he wanted to do his laundry at my place so we can chill in the park by my place and he came back and started bitching that I was playing basketball with another man and I threw the basketball at his face and told him to tuffin up and he was just bitching about how laundry machines don't work even though his dumbass got the stimulus check. I told him he needs to clean his ears or I'm leaving. Hey fam I guess thats how it goes sometimes. He's like the ultimate cuck, he's bigger than me but you could totally punch him in the face and call him a faggot and he will just let it be. I bitch slapped him and he held me down and started crying and I was like oh okay if you're going to be a baby man then I'm leaving you hear just like your mother did to you.


    WTF...
  16. #16
    Doesn't denting poop involve having a penis rammed up in it or am I missing something here...and all this talk about boyfriends??!?
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Doesn't denting poop involve having a penis rammed up in it or am I missing something here…and all this talk about boyfriends??!?

    yeah you're missing something. Theres plenty of other ways where your poop can be dented, especially if you're slugged in the stomach. or you fall or something

    but yeah I've already explained this to you the last time I mentioned my poop getting dented and it had nothing to with dicks
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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yeah you're missing something. Theres plenty of other ways where your poop can be dented, especially if you're slugged in the stomach. or you fall or something

    Ok, generally in my world friends don't go around punching each other, making each other cry or calling each other boyfriends.

    Another example of the generation gap I guess...thank god.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Ok, generally in my world friends don't go around punching each other, making each other cry or calling each other boyfriends.

    Another example of the generation gap I guess…thank god.

    lol its just an inside joke i used on here while krunk, calm down skool. but seriously why I joke he acts like a woman like he gets jealous of other men or lets people use him which is really something I've spoke to him about because I don't like seeing someone look so pathetic.

    The guys big and tall and talented but he has a really cucky personality, its just one of those cases or leading a horse to water.
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    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol its just an inside joke i used on here while krunk, calm down skool. but seriously why I joke he acts like a woman like he gets jealous of other men or lets people use him which is really something I've spoke to him about because I don't like seeing someone look so pathetic.

    The guys big and tall and talented but he has a really cucky personality, its just one of those cases or leading a horse to water.

    Imagine having this much drama with your friends and not being a teenage girl
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