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going on tinder dates high on meth
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2017-03-26 at 4:05 PM UTCanyone ever did this? it would be funny as fuck if you just set up a date and then show up so spun you cant even see straight
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2017-03-26 at 4:12 PM UTCI can't use Tinder because I don't even have 50 facebook friends so I have to go on thedirty and look for girls from my city that are publically listed as having STDs and add them on facebook like "hey whats up cutie pie" (I have found girls I went to school with on this website). It's a lot of effort though and there hasn't been any new postings for my city in months.
https://gossip.thedirty.com/
I was gonna take a dating profile picture of me without a shirt with huge pupil metheyes and maybe a meth pipe in the background and act like i put it there accidentally. But I also gave up on that idea because online dating is gay as fuck.
I like to go shopping when I'm tripping on mdma or high on meth the girls seem to be more attracted to me if i'm a hard drug abusing guy then just some random dude, I don't get it.
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2017-03-26 at 4:28 PM UTC
Originally posted by greenplastic anyone ever did this? it would be funny as fuck if you just set up a date and then show up so spun you cant even see straight
not exactly, but back in the summer I ate a bunch of adderall and had a bag of coke and I invited this girl, but before she came over I did a few bumps of the yayo and she was like a goodie two shoes, so I didn't even bother to offer her any or even tell her that I was fucked up. But i was talking to her on my bed, talking all herky jerky and tensed up.
Stimulants mess with how I talk and mess with pitch of my voice, so I'd say some things in a very low mumble and she'd be like "what?" and so I'd raise my voice so she could hear me and basically yell at her. We ent up having sex and I womped a load into that pussy and she got dressed and left.
I text her like an hour later and asked her if she got home alright (she lived in the next town) and she never responded back lolThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-03-26 at 4:30 PM UTC
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I can't use Tinder because I don't even have 50 facebook friends so I have to go on thedirty and look for girls from my city that are publically listed as having STDs and add them on facebook like "hey whats up cutie pie" (I have found girls I went to school with on this website). It's a lot of effort though and there hasn't been any new postings for my city in months.
https://gossip.thedirty.com/
I was gonna take a dating profile picture of me without a shirt with huge pupil metheyes and maybe a meth pipe in the background and act like i put it there accidentally. But I also gave up on that idea because online dating is gay as fuck.
I like to go shopping when I'm tripping on mdma or high on meth the girls seem to be more attracted to me if i'm a hard drug abusing guy then just some random dude, I don't get it.
Also prostitutes.
I have zero friends on facebook I made a facebook account for the sole purpose of using tinder. It does't show your friends anyways on tinder. The email you use for your facebook is just a way to log into tinder. nothing more nothing less. -
2017-03-26 at 4:32 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby not exactly, but back in the summer I ate a bunch of adderall and had a bag of coke and I invited this girl, but before she came over I did a few bumps of the yayo and she was like a goodie two shoes, so I didn't even bother to offer her any or even tell her that I was fucked up. But i was talking to her on my bed, talking all herky jerky and tensed up.
Stimulants mess with how I talk and mess with pitch of my voice, so I'd say some things in a very low mumble and she'd be like "what?" and so I'd raise my voice so she could hear me and basically yell at her. We ent up having sex and I womped a load into that pussy and she got dressed and left.
I text her like an hour later and asked her if she got home alright (she lived in the next town) and she never responded back lol
A girl who snorts stimulants and responds to solicitations for unprotected sex with random degenerates is not a "goodie two shoes." I think you need to recalibrate parts of your brain used in socialization. -
2017-03-26 at 4:33 PM UTCBut yeah hindsight it actually was funny, I was so awkward making shitty jokes and laughing at them before she even had a chance to digest them. She went along with it all though lol. I think she was kinda freaked out because I was obviously not right
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2017-03-26 at 4:33 PM UTC
Originally posted by Zanick #2 A girl who snorts stimulants and responds to solicitations for unprotected sex with random degenerates is not a "goodie two shoes."
your lack of athletic abilities is outstanding..
I never said she snorted anything...
and she was a goody two shoes in that she was straight edge and was just very plain/boring and obviously didn't do anything but work. She was very straight laced, and having sex with randoms was probably the extent of her evil side. A lot of girls are like that. -
2017-03-26 at 4:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby your lack of athletic abilities is outstanding..
I never said she snorted anything…
and she was a goody two shoes in that she was straight edge and was just very plain/boring and obviously didn't do anything but work. She was very straight laced, and having sex with randoms was probably the extent of her evil side. A lot of girls are like that.
You're right, my mistake, I misread "I did a few bumps" for "she did a few bumps." My point stands about random, unprotected sex with degenerates, however. Lots of promiscuous individuals abstain from drugs, that doesn't make their lifestyle less dangerous than it is. -
2017-03-26 at 4:52 PM UTCANY HOE WHO CANT DO A LINE OR 2 ON A DATE IS A SQUA AZZ NIGGAThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-03-26 at 4:53 PM UTC
Originally posted by Zanick #2 You're right, my mistake, I misread "I did a few bumps" for "she did a few bumps." My point stands about random, unprotected sex with degenerates, however. Lots of promiscuous individuals abstain from drugs, that doesn't make their lifestyle less dangerous than it is.
its all good. and I get what your saying, but my point was as far as online sluts she's the kind of girl that you could tell she hasn't seen / done a lot of things in her life.. to be honest she probably hadn't even had much sex.. I just got the vibe from her that if I was to ask her if she wants a bump she probably would of freaked out.
It whatever I would of never of wanted to hang with her again. Some girls I've met online are just really boring.
Awhile back I had asked this girl if she wanted to get some coffee with me and she agreed to but I decided to actually give her a call beforehand and say whats up, talk to her voice to voice at least one before hanging. She was just so incredibly boring, she lived with her mom and her aunt.. had never been out of her shitty town next to austin.. didn't have any interest or hobbies.. just worked at a gas station..
anyways I met up with her for coffee, i had got there before she had and was just already chilling at a table outside with my coffee, and she came and sat down, and I was like uhhh are you gonna go get yourself some coffee, and she was no im fine... and just sat there clutching her purse all weirded out and stuff. And she just had nothing to say. So i did all the talking.. but I asked her if she wanted to go see my cat and so we walked over to my place and I basically got her on my couch and pulled her shirt up and was sucking on her nipple but I could tell she was nervous / not into it and it just felt weird for me.. so I just quit. And she told me she had to go...
I was like oh okay cool, well later. and she asked me if Id walk her back to her car because she wasn't familiar with the neighborhood and it was late and I was like "yeah sure" and when I was walking her back she said "I really like talking to you" and I said "you don't even talk though.."
I deleted her number. And a few days later she called me and asked if we could hang again, and I was really krunk and was all crass and was like "naaah i don't think so you're lame as hell" or something to that extent and hung up on her.
I kinda felt bad about it later, because I honestly think that she was just really sheltered/insecure. And it had nothing to do with her not finding me attractive/interesting. -
2017-03-26 at 4:54 PM UTC
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2017-03-26 at 5 PM UTCoh yeah this thread reminds me, several years ago at the last apartments I lived at I had this neighbor that had been "watching" me and my gf at the time when we'd go out on my balcony and I wasn't aware of this. And when my gf and I quit hanging out, this chick just showed up to my door and asked me if I could turn down my music, so I slammed my door in her face because I had no fucking clue who she even was.
Anyways she ent up coming to my door again and apologized to me and asked if I wanted to go to her place and have some brews, I agreed to but I was actually more concerned with my friend bring meth to my place in a bit so after 2 beers I bounced as my friend was getting close.
Later that week I was scoring some meth with my friend and the bitch text me at 4am asking if I wanted to eat some taco's with her and her mom who came into town. I was like lol nah i can't really do that now.. so she agreed to just comeover to my place.
I fucked her and she fell asleep in my room and I just went to the bathroom and started hitting the pooki real hard.
At nine in the morning she woke up and got dressed and she walked out into the living room and I was all sweaty and gross looking naked on the couch jerking my limp dick to porn on my laptop...
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2017-03-26 at 5:29 PM UTC
Originally posted by lantiqua87 ANY HOE WHO CANT DO A LINE OR 2 ON A DATE IS A SQUA AZZ NIGGA
Why don't you post more. this place needs diversity. deal with the racist dicks on here.. my guess is half of them are either black or asian or hispanics over whites. Bill Krozby is white but then again he's a white washed Mexican or White-Hispanic so he doesn't count with ethnic hispanic. PS Show us your tits but not that slab you're tucking. -
2017-03-26 at 5:31 PM UTC
Originally posted by Totse 2001 Why don't you post more. this place needs diversity. deal with the racist dicks on here.. my guess is half of them are either black or asian or hispanics over whites. Bill Krozby is white but then again he's a white washed Mexican or White-Hispanic so he doesn't count with ethnic hispanic. PS Show us your tits but not that slab you're tucking.
LATELY ME N MAH BABY DADDY BEEN SMOKIN ON DAT SHERM DRINKIN 40S LIKE ITS NO NIGGAS BIZNEZZ AND O COURSE SMOKYN BLUNTZ NONSTOP. HARD TO POST OFFA ALL DAT SHYT -
2017-03-26 at 5:33 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-03-26 at 5:33 PM UTC
Originally posted by Totse 2001 Why don't you post more. this place needs diversity. deal with the racist dicks on here.. my guess is half of them are either black or asian or hispanics over whites. Bill Krozby is white but then again he's a white washed Mexican or White-Hispanic so he doesn't count with ethnic hispanic. PS Show us your tits but not that slab you're tucking.
lolThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-03-26 at 5:35 PM UTC
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2017-03-26 at 6 PM UTC
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I can't use Tinder because I don't even have 50 facebook friends so I have to go on thedirty and look for girls from my city that are publically listed as having STDs and add them on facebook like "hey whats up cutie pie" (I have found girls I went to school with on this website). It's a lot of effort though and there hasn't been any new postings for my city in months.
https://gossip.thedirty.com/
I was gonna take a dating profile picture of me without a shirt with huge pupil metheyes and maybe a meth pipe in the background and act like i put it there accidentally. But I also gave up on that idea because online dating is gay as fuck.
I like to go shopping when I'm tripping on mdma or high on meth the girls seem to be more attracted to me if i'm a hard drug abusing guy then just some random dude, I don't get it.
Also prostitutes.
Dude, that website is fucked up and full of butt hurt and tears. I'm on one of those sites by girls that I told to get lost
