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Everyone I've been talking to lately says they can "feel my stress"

  1. #1
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Folks why isn't my stress located on my cock?
  2. #2
    WellHung Black Hole
    Because u fuck niggers?
  3. #3
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Stop trying to rape everyone
  4. #4
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    You have poor social skills and are not capable of independent living despite pushing 40. It must hurt to fail so badly
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    You're doing it wrong, you could have bragged your stress was in your cock in a roundabout way. By saying something to the effect of all the bitches you're with tat put their arms around you lately have told you: Damn baby you sure are stressed, lemme helpyou with that.

    Or something to that effect. Bragging is an art form.
  6. #6
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sophie You're doing it wrong, you could have bragged your stress was in your cock in a roundabout way. By saying something to the effect of all the bitches you're with tat put their arms around you lately have told you: Damn baby you sure are stressed, lemme helpyou with that.

    Or something to that effect. Bragging is an art form.

    You get ur rocks off with younger girls because u are an inferior male who is scared of actual adult interaction.
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by frala Stop trying to rape everyone

    I was literally too depressed to have sex last night, or most nights. It's not that I'm not infinityshock levels of horny, it's that I can't feel any connection that's not ennui. I hung out with a barefooted ho I used to fw and we talked about how we wanted to die but then I had to leave and when she messaged me a bunch of emojis later at night I was too dead inside to do anything. I need to embody that evanescence song

    Wake me up and shit. I don't care enough to rape. I'd rather someone hit me over the head with a frying pan. Like that shitty old American comic strip where the guy has no eyeballs and always goes to the bar and his wife violently abuses him with weapons when he gets home. Sorry for mentioning it I hope it doesn't get cancelled.

    Blah. My life is slowly falling apart and it's miserable. Can't believe I'm still free and unincarcerated. Muah to all of you
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Sophie You're doing it wrong, you could have bragged your stress was in your cock in a roundabout way. By saying something to the effect of all the bitches you're with tat put their arms around you lately have told you: Damn baby you sure are stressed, lemme helpyou with that.

    Or something to that effect. Bragging is an art form.

    I'm not trying to brag. That won't help
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm not trying to brag. That won't help

    What can i do to help?
  10. #10
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo You have poor social skills and are not capable of independent living despite pushing 40. It must hurt to fail so badly

    It must hurt to be so utterly ignorant.
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    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Sudo I was literally too depressed to have sex last night, or most nights. It's not that I'm not infinityshock levels of horny, it's that I can't feel any connection that's not ennui. I hung out with a barefooted ho I used to fw and we talked about how we wanted to die but then I had to leave and when she messaged me a bunch of emojis later at night I was too dead inside to do anything. I need to embody that evanescence song

    Wake me up and shit. I don't care enough to rape. I'd rather someone hit me over the head with a frying pan. Like that shitty old American comic strip where the guy has no eyeballs and always goes to the bar and his wife violently abuses him with weapons when he gets home. Sorry for mentioning it I hope it doesn't get cancelled.

    Blah. My life is slowly falling apart and it's miserable. Can't believe I'm still free and unincarcerated. Muah to all of you

    Ok nvm start trying to rape everyone.
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    frala Avant garde shartist
    I’m jk don’t yell at me. I sincerely hope you feel better soon.

    🤍
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  13. #13
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo You have poor social skills and are not capable of independent living despite pushing 40. It must hurt to fail so badly

    Chin nuts is pushing 50
  14. #14
    Suppressed feelings of rage, anxiety and desperation.
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  15. #15
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Suppressed feelings of rage, anxiety and desperation.

    I want to go on a spiritual hunting trip with you. We will hunt spirits with high powered weaponry
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