Does anyone get hard ons at awkward moments?

1. 2021-03-10 at 1 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
   Had to nip into the office to sign some paperwork. I sit down and can already feel a bulge in my pants.
   
   What is this sorcery?
2. 2021-03-10 at 1:17 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
   My dick don't work