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Do you have a criminal record?

  1. #1
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Just curious to see what percentage of us do vs those that don't.
  2. #2
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I got put on timeout once
  3. #3
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I did a dime-piece in the gang unit at San Quentin with my celly Rafael Luciano.
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  4. #4
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I got put on timeout once

    Same

    I also threw up on a paramedic's shoe and threatened a hot nurse for trying to touch my dick because she was going to out a catheter in it.

    Good times
  5. #5
    netstat African Astronaut
    edited for privacy
  6. #6
    Bueno motherfucker
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  7. #7
    Nile bump
    I recently went to jail for THE FIRST TIME. Have court for petty theft, and a couple charges back home 1 of which is bullshit. Which god-willing I'll never deal with or when I do it will be on my terms, and with a few things going on that look good in the eyes of the court.
  8. #8
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Antifa Member Same

    I also threw up on a paramedic's shoe and threatened a hot nurse for trying to touch my dick because she was going to out a catheter in it.

    Good times

    Getting a catheter pulled out of my dick was one of the worst sensations ever
  9. #9
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice Getting a catheter pulled out of my dick was one of the worst sensations ever

    I had one put in when I had surgery. It comes out like a wet noodle. It makes me physically cringe to think about.
  10. #10
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Antifa Member I had one put in when I had surgery. It comes out like a wet noodle. It makes me physically cringe to think about.

    haha yeah i overdosed on meth and ghb woke up in the hospital thinking I was in dallas texas with false memories but the catheter was obnoxious, felt like i had to pee the entire time.

    it was almost like getting perpetually butt fucked but up your dick head

    WOOH WOOH WOWOH BABBO BOOIE BABBA BOOIE!
  11. #11
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby haha yeah i overdosed on meth and ghb woke up in the hospital thinking I was in dallas texas with false memories but the catheter was obnoxious, felt like i had to pee the entire time.

    it was almost like getting perpetually butt fucked but up your dick head

    WOOH WOOH WOWOH BABBO BOOIE BABBA BOOIE!

    Shut up and pay child support
  12. #12
    WellHung Black Hole
    absolutely, i do. I've been arrested 9 times.
  13. #13
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Antifa Member Shut up and pay child support

    No u
  14. #14
    Ghost Black Hole
    do you?
  15. #15
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    But yeah i have a criminal record that started at 17 a hardcore felon by 19 then a second time felon at 26, i was arrested several times between that for assaults and drunkenly fighting in public. I was even arrested for mouth rape but never charged.

    But since i was put in jail 6 years ago or whatever ive never been caught.

    Not trying to brag but I stay out of trouble these days. Its not worth it. That or i use a lot more tact.

    Being a criminal has actually helped me in a weird way be more devicive and way more calculated
  16. #16
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby But yeah i have a criminal record that started at 17 a hardcore felon by 19 then a second time felon at 26, i was arrested several times between that for assaults and drunkenly fighting in public. I was even arrested for mouth rape but never charged.

    But since i was put in jail 6 years ago or whatever ive never been caught.

    Not trying to brag but I stay out of trouble these days. Its not worth it. That or i use a lot more tact.

    Being a criminal has actually helped me in a weird way be more devicive and way more calculated

    Loser
  17. #17
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Ghost do you?

    No tx called me a few months ago and said they are taking away them taking out of my check the medical bills zhe doesnt need. Texas collects it regardless of whether shes sick. Right out of my paycheck.

    Texas child support is extortion. While daughter's mom was pregnant after tricking me, she applied for all this free money.. but guess what it wasn't free i had to pay it back to texas for giving it to her.

    The bitch wasn't even my girlfriend
  18. #18
    Ghost Black Hole
    my record is so long i'm about to put out an album
  19. #19
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Antifa Member Loser

    U mad keenan because ive called you out for being a faggot. I know you have a hardon fir me thats why you're not dissing all the other criminals here.

    You're a faggot
  20. #20
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby U mad keenan because ive called you out for being a faggot. I know you have a hardon fir me thats why you're not dissing all the other criminals here.

    You're a faggot

    Ok loser
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