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    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Sex with octopus. I bet nobody can find me a sex with octopus video.
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    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Antifa Member Sex with octopus. I bet nobody can find me a sex with octopus video.

    I don't think they have any orifices doe bar those gills on the side of it's head? You could literally skull fuck them via that route.

    Fuck my life why did I think so hard into this.

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  3. #3
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Just search for octopus porn on bing images.

    Fuck sake.
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    Alien porn.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    octopus porn is gonna get the girl with the octopus tat coming out of her anus or octopus dildo action
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    Ant porn
    Fish porn
    Tree porn
    Rock porn
    Scorpion porn
    Tarantula porn
    Fence porn
    Ditch porn
    Inflatable life preserver porn
    Car air bag porn
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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    that's the god damn problem.

    shit like 'barely 18 literal mongoloid blind-folded 90 lb central asian hog-tied and blind-folded all holes fucked by 4 coked out beef-headed niggers in front of biological parents eating popcorn' is disturbingly phenomenal.

    methamphetamine is also another reason why there is infinite genre of porn.
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  8. #8
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    They're too busy fucking their family members and getting stuck in dryers to fuck octopus anymore
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    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by STER0S that's the god damn problem.

    shit like 'barely 18 literal mongoloid blind-folded 90 lb central asian hog-tied and blind-folded all holes fucked by 4 coked out beef-headed niggers in front of biological parents eating popcorn' is disturbingly phenomenal.

    methamphetamine is also another reason why there is infinite genre of porn.

    I would watch
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    Ebola Cola Houston
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe I don't think they have any orifices doe bar those gills on the side of it's head? You could literally skull fuck them via that route.

    Fuck my life why did I think so hard into this.


    the thing is thatś not wear their eyes are so they wouldnt even see you sneaking up on them and skull fucking them. but this is beastiality and thatś just Ewww


    however if you fucked it close to where its mouth is, I hope you know you will have a barb shoved in your dickhole and might even get some ink pushed up in your ballsack like an inkwell.
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    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ebola Cola the thing is thatś not wear their eyes are so they wouldnt even see you sneaking up on them and skull fucking them. but this is beastiality and thatś just Ewww


    however if you fucked it close to where its mouth is, I hope you know you will have a barb shoved in your dickhole and might even get some ink pushed up in your ballsack like an inkwell.

    I actually held my balls reading that last part.

    I thought it was like some sharp beak. Wouldn't it just chomp your cock off?
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    Ebola Cola Houston
    Originally posted by STER0S that's the god damn problem.

    shit like 'barely 18 literal mongoloid blind-folded 90 lb central asian hog-tied and blind-folded all holes fucked by 4 coked out beef-headed niggers in front of biological parents eating popcorn' is disturbingly phenomenal.

    methamphetamine is also another reason why there is infinite genre of porn.

    I read this three times. I like most of your posts but this was a massive challenge for me.

    Sorry Bromo
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    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut


    Yep, that looks fucking painul.

    Fuck that.
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    Ebola Cola Houston
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe I actually held my balls reading that last part.

    I thought it was like some sharp beak. Wouldn't it just chomp your cock off?

    It does have a beak too. I think itś attached to the barb and like a stinger pushes outward but it has the mandible like beak that nibbles on your dick then thrust its beakness into your shaft. I mean Prolly. I never had experience. but yeah, the thought is chilling. serves a person right for performing aquatic bestiality
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    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ebola Cola It does have a beak too. I think itś attached to the barb and like a stinger pushes outward but it has the mandible like beak that nibbles on your dick then thrust its beakness into your shaft. I mean Prolly. I never had experience. but yeah, the thought is chilling. serves a person right for performing aquatic bestiality

    Them colossal squid beaks would probably rip a full grown my apart.

    Fuck me that would be painful.
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    Ebola Cola Houston
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe

    Yep, that looks fucking painul.

    Fuck that.

    LOL what was that movie called. Teeth? the vagina with teeth?
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    Ebola Cola Houston
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Them colossal squid beaks would probably rip a full grown my apart.

    Fuck me that would be painful.

    LOL yeah it would. Of course Lucy would take the challenge. HTS would skull rape that thing with her mangina and then pull its beak out like a cork remover.
  18. #18
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ebola Cola LOL what was that movie called. Teeth? the vagina with teeth?

    I literally watched the first 5 mins of that film and thought, "fuck this".
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    rad vintage totse reference
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    frala is vickylala reincarnated
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