Making a thread about having a shit is just like making a thread about having sex

1. 2021-03-04 at 1:08 AM UTC

   #1
   blaster master victim of incest
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Ebola Cola, 
   • Ghost, 
   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2021-03-04 at 1:37 AM UTC

   #2
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Never announce bodily functions online.
3. 2021-03-04 at 2:14 AM UTC

   #3
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   ie:
   
   I farted.
   
   Now, I'm having diarrhea.
   
   My armpits stink.
   
   I just ejaculated.
   
   My pee is coming out green.
   
   Just checked my shit log and it's a two-tone spiral.
   
   Man, my snot tastes good.
   
   If I don't wipe my asshole properly, my ass crack burns all day long.
   
   Popped a huge pimple and have a huge crater on my nose now.
   
   My wife is 8 1/2 months pregnant and we just did the ceiling fan helicopter position.
4. 2021-03-04 at 5:38 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Ebola Cola Houston
   Stop hating poops and black people
5. 2021-03-04 at 6:11 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Never announce bodily functions online.

   
   Some people watch them for fun
6. 2021-03-04 at 10:38 AM UTC

   #6
   

   Ebola Cola Houston

   Originally posted by Solstice Some people watch them for fun

   
   Shut the fuck up you whore
7. 2021-03-04 at 1:12 PM UTC

   #7
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Blumpkins need love too.