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You're going to kill yourself, what would you do first and how would you end it all?

  1. #1
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    SWIM has thought about taking his life for a really long time. SWIM would like a painless method as opposed to gravity/ decapitation.

    Heroin overdose has been considered. Possibly stocking up a bit to savour the experience before OD'ing as SWIM isn't a smack head.

    SWIM is disillusioned with life and feels little purpose in carrying on for another 30+ years

    SWIM has considered murdering some undesirables first but not factored these into the plan as of yet.
  2. #2
    WellHung Black Hole
    i would probably fuck some niggers.
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  3. #3
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Kill some paedophiles first.
  4. #4
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I would walk naked down the street with a boom box playing my jams working it and scooting it aaaaah yeaaaaah you have to werk it
  5. #5
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I would walk naked down the street with a boom box playing my jams working it and scooting it aaaaah yeaaaaah you have to werk it

    What a faggot
  6. #6
    I'd end it all by old age. Takes longer, but that way you know you tried everything you could.
  7. #7
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    nice try five eyes
  8. #8
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Those who manage opioid overdose and end it are the luckiest ones. Make sure there’s no one round with narcan.
  9. #9
    When your lungs shut down, you asphyxiate. Same as holding a pillow over your mouth and nose.
  10. #10
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Those who manage opioid overdose and end it are the luckiest ones. Make sure there’s no one round with narcan.

    Get lucky soon
  11. #11
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i'd huff as much raid as possible until im a goner you fucking wap
  12. #12
    Ebola Cola Houston
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley SWIM has thought about taking his life for a really long time. SWIM would like a painless method as opposed to gravity/ decapitation.

    Heroin overdose has been considered. Possibly stocking up a bit to savour the experience before OD'ing as SWIM isn't a smack head.

    SWIM is disillusioned with life and feels little purpose in carrying on for another 30+ years

    SWIM has considered murdering some undesirables first but not factored these into the plan as of yet.

    Fuck off glownig
  13. #13
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Kill some paedophiles first.

    too beta to kill yourself ?
  14. #14
    Ghost Black Hole
    I would eat a pound of pore sodium metal and chug water
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  15. #15
    Originally posted by Ghost I would eat a pound of pore sodium metal and chug water

    How about a full jug of bleach?
  16. #16
    Ghost Black Hole
    I have drank bleach before by accident. It's not even that toxic or deadly and I don't know how it caught on as a meme, it's just very painful.

    It's like pool water or when you open the pail of cleaning chemicals and breath in the dust that stinging chlorine taste MMMMMM

  17. #17
    Originally posted by Ghost I have drank bleach before by accident. It's not even that toxic or deadly and I don't know how it caught on as a meme, it's just very painful.

    It's like pool water or when you open the pail of cleaning chemicals and breath in the dust that stinging chlorine taste MMMMMM

    If you drank a cup of bleach, you'd be dead.
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  18. #18
    Ebola Cola Houston
    Scron is not his usual self for some reason. maybe someone hacked into his account. Maybe Lucy murked him and is toying with his online persona
  19. #19
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    mail myself piece by piece to the people in my life with cooking instructions & a letter explaining that if they don't eat me, i can still eat them after
  20. #20
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    i'm kidding, you can do this modestly on a regular basis & stay alive to keep doing it
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