I accidently ate a bunch of raw meat and now I got to go to my first day of work.

1. 2021-03-02 at 2:35 AM UTC

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   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   Lights were off and I couldn't tell if it was done or not.
   I should have known since my smoke detector hadn't went off.
2. 2021-03-02 at 2:43 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   How raw are we talking and what kind of meat? If it was beef you'll be fine.
3. 2021-03-02 at 2:46 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   sal
   mon
   ella
4. 2021-03-02 at 2:51 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   for some reason i get sick when I cook thicker cuts of pork chops for some reason, get real bad diarrheas', I'm mean I pan sear it and it looks cooked in the middle maybe i'm just allergic to that much pork I dont know
   
   but anrie why are you doing this, you're making sick and purposefully not sleeping so you can be tired at your first of work that you're nervous about working at..
   
   how do you even know its raw if the lights were off?
5. 2021-03-02 at 2:51 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Solstice How raw are we talking and what kind of meat? If it was beef you'll be fine.

   
   he doesn't know he just said dum dum he was in the dark
6. 2021-03-02 at 3:06 AM UTC

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   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

   Originally posted by Solstice How raw are we talking and what kind of meat? If it was beef you'll be fine.

   
   I tried to fix a meatloaf.
   I don't know how uncooked it was because I didn't want to turn on the lights and freak myself out.
7. 2021-03-02 at 4:38 AM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   be seeing you
8. 2021-03-02 at 4:41 AM UTC

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   Antifa Member African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra sal
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   ella

   
   Salmonella sounds like a fancy salmon based pasta
   
   Just imagine a fat italian saying it and kissing his lips like 'mwuuah'
9. 2021-03-02 at 7:19 AM UTC

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   Ebola Cola Houston

   Originally posted by Antifa Member Salmonella sounds like a fancy salmon based pasta
   
   Just imagine a fat italian saying it and kissing his lips like 'mwuuah'

   
   Shut the fuck up and go bend taco shells you faggot
10. 2021-03-02 at 12:14 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I tried to fix a meatloaf.
    I don't know how uncooked it was because I didn't want to turn on the lights and freak myself out.

    
    I've eaten medium meatloaf, you'll be fine.
    
    Try using the lights next time though
11. 2021-03-02 at 12:56 PM UTC

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    Antifa Member African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Ebola Cola Shut the fuck up and go bend taco shells you faggot

    
    Nobody knows who you are.
    
    Nobody cares either.