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Things that worry me on my first day of work.

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    For starters, I haven't gone passed the bathroom to see what the place even looks like.
    Not entirely sure just what Im going to be doing or how physically intensive it will be.
    I am in probably the worst shape of my life and I just spent 10 days sitting perfectly still in front of my computer.
    Hopefully no one there will have a beef with me.
    Hopefully no one there will even know me other than my dude who got me the job.
    I already know I am going to go in there looking stupid and that is because I do look kinda stupid, I just hope I can get everyone to laugh with me and not at me.
    There is a lot I could worry about but for the most part it is out of my control.
    I'm sure I could do the job but with all entry level shit like this it is more of can I get the hang of it before they give up on me.
  2. #2
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy For starters, I haven't gone passed the bathroom to see what the place even looks like.
    Not entirely sure just what Im going to be doing or how physically intensive it will be.
    I am in probably the worst shape of my life and I just spent 10 days sitting perfectly still in front of my computer.
    Hopefully no one there will have a beef with me.
    Hopefully no one there will even know me other than my dude who got me the job.
    I already know I am going to go in there looking stupid and that is because I do look kinda stupid, I just hope I can get everyone to laugh with me and not at me.
    There is a lot I could worry about but for the most part it is out of my control.
    I'm sure I could do the job but with all entry level shit like this it is more of can I get the hang of it before they give up on me.

    If you end up making them laugh; make them laugh just once, then just stfu and keep your head down for the rest of the day. The longer you keep your mouth open the longer you give someone a reason to stop liking you.

    Why are you even stressing, I cannot comprehend.
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  3. #3
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian The longer you keep your mouth open the longer you give someone a reason to stop liking you.

    Why are you even stressing, I cannot comprehend.

    Im going to be a yes sir, no mam type of guy tomorrow.
    They could probably balance books on my head while I work.

    Im not stressing because there is no point in stressing.
    I am just trying to show human emotion. This is like anxiety or something....
    It is completely natural and I just want to document it for whoever needs to know they are not alone.
  4. #4
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian If you end up making them laugh; make them laugh just once, then just stfu and keep your head down for the rest of the day. The longer you keep your mouth open the longer you give someone a reason to stop liking you.

    Why are you even stressing, I cannot comprehend.

    You are not good at empathizing, & trying to understand another's viewpoint. Lil' Arnie possesses an anxiety disorder. Have some god damn sympathy & compassion, for a change. You Russians are so cold and robotic.
  5. #5
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Im going to be a yes sir, no mam type of guy tomorrow.
    They could probably balance books on my head while I work.

    Im not stressing because there is no point in stressing.
    I am just trying to show human emotion. This is like anxiety or something….
    It is completely natural and I just want to document it for whoever needs to know they are not alone.

    You are stressing. And IT'S COMPLETELY NORMAL BECAUSE YOU ARE STARTING A NEW JOB. MOST PEOPLE DO IT. IT WOULD BE ABNORMAL NOT TO DO IT. IT'S A BIG TRANSITION.
  6. #6
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    American men cry all the time because the tv tells us it is okay to.
  7. #7
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Inhaling hazardous plastic fumes, the daily thought of being replaced by autonomous robots.
  8. #8
    Last job in the USA that I had, I stalked the bossman before applying. I got hired without an interview, and quickly went from $12/hr to $26/hr.

    Your experience may vary. Good luck fona, you fucking goof. I hope you enjoy your new job. May chell be impressed and greet you while wearing her finest clothes (and the cleanest cunt) while being genuinely impressed with your accomplishments.
  9. #9
    WellHung Black Hole
    🤣
  10. #10
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    ur toast
  11. #11
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian If you end up making them laugh; make them laugh just once, then just stfu and keep your head down for the rest of the day. The longer you keep your mouth open the longer you give someone a reason to stop liking you.

    Why are you even stressing, I cannot comprehend.

    not nessecarily about the keeping your head down, just depends. at my last job I worked with a lot of liberals and they got hip to me not being a leftist cuck because I wasn't talking about black lives matter stuff constantly

    so it made the management hip to me being a rebel and a free thinker
  12. #12
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy For starters, I haven't gone passed the bathroom to see what the place even looks like.
    Not entirely sure just what Im going to be doing or how physically intensive it will be.
    I am in probably the worst shape of my life and I just spent 10 days sitting perfectly still in front of my computer.
    Hopefully no one there will have a beef with me.
    Hopefully no one there will even know me other than my dude who got me the job.
    I already know I am going to go in there looking stupid and that is because I do look kinda stupid, I just hope I can get everyone to laugh with me and not at me.
    There is a lot I could worry about but for the most part it is out of my control.
    I'm sure I could do the job but with all entry level shit like this it is more of can I get the hang of it before they give up on me.

    how is it you don't know what you're going to be doing? And you're not in that bad of shape, maybe start working out again and quit smoking if you haven't pulled that off already

    and i doubt they will give up on you, you'll be fine.
  13. #13
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by RIPtotse ur toast

    arnie is a good ol boy, he'll be fine. Now if he say worked at clarks oyster bar, the hipster fucks would tear him apart as soon he opened his mouth
  14. #14
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby arnie is a good ol boy, he'll be fine. Now if he say worked at clarks oyster bar, the hipster fucks would tear him apart as soon he opened his mouth

    I'd rather shuck oysters than inhale fumes that would give me brain diseases.
  15. #15
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe I'd rather shuck oysters than inhale fumes that would give me brain diseases.

    same here its a good hipster job, i used to work at a really nice oyster bar where I wore a nice vest and they bought me american apparel pants to look good in and we'd smoke corn cob pipes after work
  16. #16
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby same here its a good hipster job, i used to work at a really nice oyster bar where I wore a nice vest and they bought me american apparel pants to look good in and we'd smoke corn cob pipes after work

    Oysters are good for your balls apparently albeit it's the only the seafood I struggle to eat.
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Oysters are good for your balls apparently albeit it's the only the seafood I struggle to eat.

    signs and symptoms of betahood ↑
  18. #18
    WellHung Black Hole
    nigger?
  19. #19
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Ballchinians?
  20. #20
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Oysters are good for your balls apparently albeit it's the only the seafood I struggle to eat.

    thats because you're gayer than bitch, you hipster fuck, hears some advice for a beta gay man like yourself

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