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These dishes aren’t gonna wash themselves

  1. #1
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]



    Get the fuck back in the kitchen paper plate rent boy
  2. #2
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Yeah, stop smoking glass dicks and get in that fucking kitchen!
  3. #3
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Where is Bill Krozby? He's late for work. The dishes should've been washed an hour ago
  4. #4
    Bill Krozby's mother helps him pay his rent lol
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    *opens door into this thread without knocking*



    ops.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Get scrubbin them dishes, PRONTO
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Joseph R. Biden Jr, 46th President of the United States of America Bill Krozby's mother helps him pay his rent lol

    Lol
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    I don't get why people let the shit pile up to that point. I wash my shit as I use it for the most part unless I'm dirtying multiple utensils/pans while cooking then do it all at once after I eat. Nasty motherfuckers.

    I had a lazy ass friend over once and he walked in my kitchen and said in shock "How do you not have any dirty dishes?!" and I'm like "Huh?". His mind was blown that I didn't just leave a bunch of crusty shit laying around.
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    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice I don't get why people let the shit pile up to that point. I wash my shit as I use it for the most part unless I'm dirtying multiple utensils/pans while cooking then do it all at once after I eat. Nasty motherfuckers.

    I had a lazy ass friend over once and he walked in my kitchen and said in shock "How do you not have any dirty dishes?!" and I'm like "Huh?". His mind was blown that I didn't just leave a bunch of crusty shit laying around.

    I know mate, fucking scummy bastards
  10. #10
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    like u are i bet
  11. #11
    The correct official term is Dish Washer Specialist, I'll have you know.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Wariat like u are i bet

    Who the fuck are you even talking to you idiot
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. #13
    Ghost Black Hole
    they mighjt wash themselves you nevre know
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    A nuclear blast would do a good job of cleaning plates..if one occurs just put your plates outside before getting in the shelter.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A nuclear blast would do a good job of cleaning plates..if one occurs just put your plates outside before getting in the shelter.

    but then they would be irradiated
  16. #16
    Originally posted by Ghost but then they would be irradiated

    You just wait 700 years to use them.
  17. #17
    Ghost Black Hole
    I'm not gonna be alive that long
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    Originally posted by Ghost I'm not gonna be alive that long

    You don't know that. You can't know that.
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    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice Who the fuck are you even talking to you idiot

  20. #20
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice Who the fuck are you even talking to you idiot
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