My fake Chinese girlfriend got braces a few days ago

1. 2021-02-28 at 5:27 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Ebola Cola Houston

   Originally posted by Grylls Pretty cute but nerdy at the same time I’m not sure how to feel about it
   
   There’s nothing wrong with her teeth though, cosmetic bitch

   
   You going to dress her up in a Catholic School Girl outfit with pigtails?
2. 2021-02-28 at 5:31 PM UTC

   #22
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Just hope she doesn't shred your dick when she sucks it.
   
   
   
   
   
   SHIT ! ! !
3. 2021-02-28 at 5:31 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Ebola Cola Houston

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀rabbitwe­ed ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ you should dump that useless whore. shes not even putting out
   
   ill let you fuck my ass then ill suck your dick clean afterwards. id make a much better girlfriend for you. besides, i look prettier in a dress

   
   Wait.. is this that finny person?
   
   You must be the healthiest 90 year old on the planet with this boyish mentality. stay young at body,mind and soul but get off the fag request you psycho mother fucker.
   
   Tell us about how your super centurion mother got whored out in the 1800s and other fun facts. Was she Jedi af or just your father? why do you hate jedis so much?
4. 2021-02-28 at 5:47 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by Ebola Cola You going to dress her up in a Catholic School Girl outfit with pigtails?

   
   Nooo but she’s gonna do Chun Li hairstyle for me
   
   
   
   But yeah pigtails too
5. 2021-02-28 at 10:07 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Lodger Free African Astronaut
   what size r her boobies
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6. 2021-02-28 at 10:14 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Lodger Free African Astronaut
   she look like anna may wong
   
   small boobies
   
   
7. 2021-02-28 at 10:28 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   Average, trying to find the pics
8. 2021-02-28 at 10:31 PM UTC

   #28
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by RIPtotse braces r hot as fuk but she isn't unfortunately for u

   
   she doesn't need to be hot as fuk, you greedy bastard. She is attractive, and that's all she needs to be. What's wrong with being serviceable?
9. 2021-02-28 at 10:32 PM UTC

   #29
   WellHung Black Hole
   i want to fuck ur girlfriend, Leon. Never had a Chink.
10. 2021-02-28 at 10:36 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung i want to fuck ur girlfriend, Leon. Never had a Chink.

    
    Lol with your chin you will lucky to get anyone. 👍👀
11. 2021-02-28 at 10:44 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by WellHung i want to fuck ur girlfriend, Leon. Never had a Chink.

    
    She wouldn’t go near you
12. 2021-02-28 at 10:48 PM UTC

    #32
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls She wouldn’t go near you

    
    lol...then i would force myself upon her. One way or another, i would roll those slanty eyes of hers back in her head.
13. 2021-02-28 at 10:51 PM UTC

    #33
    WellHung Black Hole
    let's be honest, Leon. Ur little pipsqueak ain't doin' much for her. Think of how many other dudes are internet-fucking her, also. It's not hard, brother.⚘
14. 2021-02-28 at 10:56 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Someone seems jealous
    
    Oh it’s that ugly fat fuck
15. 2021-02-28 at 11:08 PM UTC

    #35
    WellHung Black Hole
    Leon, you dont have ur own place, and u can't get local pussy. It's best u work on the basics, pal. Playing make-believe can't be that rewarding.
16. 2021-02-28 at 11:11 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I have a local fuck buddy
    
    Do you?
17. 2021-03-01 at 2 PM UTC

    #37
    

    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by Grylls I have a local fuck buddy
    
    Do you?

    
    ur granpsasasa dont count
18. 2021-03-01 at 2:02 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Dude just call her your gf, where does the "fake" part come into it? She's real.

    
    Because they have never met so their relationship is based on a pretence that they do not know exists. Op is literally big Ed from 90 day fiancé except much gayer
19. 2021-03-01 at 2:03 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls Because everyone keeps stating she’s fake 🤣=

    
    Well you have to actually meet and touch and do things together for it to be a girlfriend in the traditional sense.
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    • CandyRein
20. 2021-03-01 at 2:05 PM UTC

    #40
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls Average, trying to find the pics

    
    Try harder.