Teen and Adult Challenge

1. 2021-02-28 at 1:12 AM UTC

   #1
   

   livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
   Does anyone here have experience with the program?
   
   It looks like a normal rehab but with added Christian indoctrination.
   
   Can't bring a phone, secular books, magazines, movies, shows, or music.
   
   Obligatory church services and Bible study.
   
   No girlfriends or marriage allowed. No sitting next to a girl in church.
   
   Required 6:30 wake up time and 10:30 bedtime.
   
   It seems pretty lame. But my grandmother is going to cut me off from borrowing money unless I pledge to do this for a year. What would you do?
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2. 2021-02-28 at 1:13 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Depends, are you an edgelord atheist?
3. 2021-02-28 at 1:16 AM UTC

   #3
   

   livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]

   Originally posted by Donald Trump Depends, are you an edgelord atheist?

   
   I come from a protestant family but I consider myself non-denominational. I haven't been to church in over a year but if I were to go I'd probably attend a protestant or unitarian church.
4. 2021-02-28 at 1:19 AM UTC

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   livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
   I actually quit drinking three months back and haven't smoked pot in a year but my grandmother is convinced I should go anyways. Classic wasp evangelist. My prerogative is to haul my ass off this island but there's not much work here for a guy like me so I may have to borrow the money.
5. 2021-02-28 at 1:40 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Sounds like a place you'd go to get raped by a preacher
6. 2021-02-28 at 1:41 AM UTC

   #6
   netstat African Astronaut
   edited for privacy
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   • livingelegy
7. 2021-02-28 at 2:58 PM UTC

   #7
   Kev Space Nigga

   Originally posted by livingelegy Does anyone here have experience with the program?
   
   It looks like a normal rehab but with added Christian indoctrination.
   
   Can't bring a phone, secular books, magazines, movies, shows, or music.
   
   Obligatory church services and Bible study.
   
   No girlfriends or marriage allowed. No sitting next to a girl in church.
   
   Required 6:30 wake up time and 10:30 bedtime.
   
   It seems pretty lame. But my grandmother is going to cut me off from borrowing money unless I pledge to do this for a year. What would you do?

   
   if you go , bribe a priest with boyporn to get confession booth access and have yourself a fun gloryhole session with all the vulnerable/raunchy females, purify their decadent orifices with your holy seed while they confess their sins with devilish moans.
   
   great way to pass the time and make it less lame.
8. 2021-02-28 at 3:06 PM UTC

   #8
   WellHung Black Hole
   We are all slaves to the dollar. To possess adequate amounts of cash, oftentimes we must say and do things that we otherwise wouldn't. Facts, not fiction.
9. 2021-02-28 at 3:07 PM UTC

   #9
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀rabbitwe­ed ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ill dress up as an altar boy and let you be my priest.
   
   you can use my holes the way the other priests use my holes

   
   They fuck you in ur ears?
10. 2021-02-28 at 3:07 PM UTC

    #10
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀rabbitwe­ed ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ill pay you to fuck me up the butt

    
    How about your orbital sockets?
11. 2021-02-28 at 3:10 PM UTC

    #11
    

    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

    Originally posted by livingelegy It seems pretty lame. But my grandmother is going to cut me off from borrowing money unless I pledge to do this for a year. What would you do?

    
    You can go to regular rehab and try that. They usually dont force religion upon you.
12. 2021-02-28 at 3:50 PM UTC

    #12
    

    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Holy shit that sounds bad.
13. 2021-02-28 at 4:17 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by livingelegy I come from a protestant family but I consider myself non-denominational. I haven't been to church in over a year but if I were to go I'd probably attend a protestant or unitarian church.

    
    Do you believe in God? If so then what's the problem?
14. 2021-02-28 at 4:22 PM UTC

    #14
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol I graduated from Teen Challenge back in 2007. I was there for almost 18 months total. I've got plenty of stories but I at work now.