Today, I almost fell off a 4-story rooftop...

1. 2021-02-28 at 12:29 AM UTC

   #1
   WellHung Black Hole (banned)
   Folks, i stumbled but righted myself before the edge, or else my parents would have gotten phone calls from the cops.
2. 2021-02-28 at 12:32 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by WellHung Folks, i stumbled but righted myself before the edge, or else my parents would have gotten phone calls from the cops.

   
   Better luck next time.
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3. 2021-02-28 at 12:57 AM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   If only you had been just a few feet closer...
4. 2021-02-28 at 1:17 AM UTC

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   livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
   I wish you had fallen turbo faggot
   
   Jk jk
5. 2021-02-28 at 1:30 AM UTC

   #5
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by WellHung Folks, i stumbled but righted myself before the edge, or else my parents would have gotten phone calls from the cops.

   
   Lol what a retard, learn how to walk clown
6. 2021-02-28 at 1:37 AM UTC

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   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
   What were you doing on a roof that high? We all know you don't work.
7. 2021-02-28 at 1:51 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole (banned)

   Originally posted by Solstice What were you doing on a roof that high? We all know you don't work.

   
   Working. I'm a roofing contractor.
8. 2021-02-28 at 4:20 AM UTC

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   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by WellHung Working. I'm a roofing contractor.

   
   Bullshit. You were stealing someone's solar panels or satellite dish to sell for motel money.
9. 2021-02-28 at 4:43 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by WellHung Working. I'm a roofing contractor.

   
   You're fat ass doesn't work
10. 2021-02-28 at 5:03 AM UTC

    #10
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Better luck next time.

    
    exactly what I was going to post
11. 2021-02-28 at 10:24 AM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    opeys a crosseyed tity baby i dont think he could get up the ladder
    
    
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12. 2021-02-28 at 12:24 PM UTC

    #12
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    We’re you jerking off?
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13. 2021-02-28 at 12:41 PM UTC

    #13
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)

    Originally posted by Grylls We’re you jerking off?

    
    lol
14. 2021-02-28 at 12:41 PM UTC

    #14
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)

    Originally posted by Solstice Bullshit. You were stealing someone's solar panels or satellite dish to sell for motel money.

    
    ok.
15. 2021-02-28 at 1 PM UTC

    #15
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    folx?
16. 2021-02-28 at 1:17 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole (banned)

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀rabbitwe­ed ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ill catch you.
    
    make sure youre in the skydiving position with your boner out and ill be down below on my hands and knees with my puckered asshole up in the air, awaiting your safe landing.
    
    make sure you have a long enough rescue rope so the tow truck can pull you out

    
    If i fell into ur anus from that height, i wud end up in ur large intestine, which sounds nice.
17. 2021-02-28 at 1:20 PM UTC

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    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    You should have landed on your chin nuts and crushed them ballchinian 👍
18. 2021-02-28 at 1:20 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀rabbitwe­ed ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ what a coincidence. im a roofie conneusire. lets get together to compare and contrast our two trades. you can nail me down. and up.

    
    and sideways ?
19. 2021-02-28 at 1:21 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung If i fell into ur anus from that height, i wud end up in ur large intestine, which sounds nice.

    
    where shits are.
20. 2021-02-28 at 1:56 PM UTC

    #20
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny where shits are.

    
    indeed, vincent.