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    ⠀⠀rabbitwe­ed Yung Blood (banned)
    i smoke a lot of cock and i havent died, although id like to continue the experience of large volume cock smoking to find out if it can result in fatality

    for academic purposes, of course.

    not just because i have an insatiable desire to smoke cock
  2. #2
    ⠀⠀rabbitwe­ed Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by Zanick I swear this won't be as gay as it sounds in the title. My current girlfriend and I both agree that the concept of a "soulmate" is bullshit fed to us as slave morality seeking to pacify our ambition. From childhood we have people telling us that someone out there is meant to be compatible: we have to find them, pursue them, sacrifice to make it work and struggle to maintain a relationship that was meant to be. It sounds like an assignment rather than a promise of happiness. When I was 17 I bagged groceries. One day I told my manager that I can't do it anymore and I wanted to move up. She had nothing at that time to offer me, but the next day some weird fucking Indian lady came into the store looking for strapping, handsome young gentlemen to help her move luggage from her luxurious home to a nearby storage unit. Responding to my inquiry, the boss passed her number along to me and I used my car to help her with the transportation. Unexpectedly she discovered an anthology of William Blake in the glove compartment and we got to chatting about poetry and mysticism. Bear in mind she was in my approximation within four years of medicare eligibility so this was obviously not a romantic connection in any way. From there she recounted for me her academic career in literature, briefing my impressionable young mind on the philosophies of Milton in particular but what she said that made the strongest impression on me was about love. She said, "Zanick, everyone will tell you to find somebody who's perfect, to compromise what you want to obtain the person you think you deserve because it's the order of the world. Don't listen to them, you ought to settle for somebody who is good enough and get on with your life." At first I thought this was cynical, defeatist in attitude and contrary to my inherited concept of Disney romance. Over the last few years, I've thought about it more. She was probably right. People are flawed, nobody will be perfect for me. Some people get that, but it's rare and they probably don't get to achieve the things I want to achieve.

    how would you like to fuck me in my asshole while i read shakespear to you in high falsetto.

    ill pay you
  3. #3
    ⠀⠀rabbitwe­ed Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by Grylls Well I have 5 girlfriends and I got us all a kentucky fuckin bucket for us to share

    beans and sweet corn sides too

    farm animals and blowup dolls dont count

    but if you want your cock sucked for real ill let you use my lips.

    my middle name is 'hoover'
  4. #4
    ⠀⠀rabbitwe­ed Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by Kev this lunacy is just fucking sick, to think this is actually real life…

    you have the wrong perspective.

    if you look at it from the perspective of a sane person with a reasonably extensive repertoire of lifes experiences you will see that the sole purpose of these animated meat sacks is to provide for the entertainment of the sane humans.

    also, i offer up my anal orifice for your cock warming pleasure.

    i enjoy cock in my ass
  5. #5
    ⠀⠀rabbitwe­ed Yung Blood (banned)
    i want to be the schools rape test dummy.

    everyone can practice their rape techniques on my asshole.
  6. #6
    ⠀⠀rabbitwe­ed Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by stl1 I thought we were going to see another picture of your imaginary girlfriend.

    you would probably enjoy fucking me in my asshole more

    i know i certainly would
  7. #7
    ⠀⠀rabbitwe­ed Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by Solstice I hope Godzilla comes back and wipes out Poland

    i hope godzilla comes in my backside and wipes out my prostate
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    ⠀⠀rabbitwe­ed Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by netstat infinityshock fantasizes about godzilla's cock shredding his asshole and impregnating his rectum with radioactive reptile babies

    ive held back for too long and inadequately expressed the depths of my love and devotion towards infinityshock. i have the unquenchable desire for him to ram my asshole with his throbbing cock until my prostate spontaneously converts to allow me to conceive his child at which point we will be a happy family in holy matrimony and i will promise to love, honor, and obey him. he will sodomize me several times a day then when he is finished he'll pimp me out to his friends, relatives, and complete random strangers.

    for anyone that wants to come to the wedding ill be registered at the local dildo shop where there is a wide selection of butt plugs and ass blasters.
  9. #9
    ⠀⠀rabbitwe­ed Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by netstat i will kill you

    id rather you sodomize my asshole
  10. #10
    ⠀⠀rabbitwe­ed Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how about the sensation of cocks slithering violently in and out of it ?

    i also enjoy the sensation of a cock jammed violently in all of my orifices.

    bring your cock over here and commence to jamming
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