Drug Test Day

1. 2021-02-26 at 6:05 PM UTC

   #21
   

   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

   Originally posted by mmQ So did they OBSERVE YOU or no?

   
   She waited outside the door in the hall.
   So no.
2. 2021-02-26 at 6:10 PM UTC

   #22
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   I thought the tester was required to hold and aim it for you to make sure it is the real deal.
   
   I do understand that you can sue them for sexual harassment though if they shake it more than three times when you're done.
3. 2021-02-26 at 6:12 PM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by stl1 I thought the tester was required to hold and aim it for you to make sure it is the real deal.
   
   I do understand that you can sue them for sexual harassment though if they shake it more than three times when you're done.

   
   Mine just shoved it back in all the time and i always got piss on my pants
4. 2021-02-26 at 6:44 PM UTC

   #24
   

   cigreting Dark Matter
   they must not do the type where they send it off for inspection and testing then.
   Did they use the little strip to test your piss?
5. 2021-02-26 at 6:46 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   i would cum in the jar
6. 2021-02-26 at 10:37 PM UTC

   #26
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by cigreting they must not do the type where they send it off for inspection and testing then.
   Did they use the little strip to test your piss?

   
   If he already knows he passed it then yes, that must be the case.
7. 2021-02-26 at 10:42 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Ebola Cola Houston

   Originally posted by Fonaplats I just passed my drug screen.
   That was super easy.

   
   did they watch you go pepe?
   
   did you have a really hot female nurse watching you? or some fuzzy face middle eastern guy?
8. 2021-02-26 at 10:45 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Ebola Cola Houston

   Originally posted by Ghost i would cum in the jar

   
   I would then walk into that bathroom, open that jar up and place homeless shit I collect for funs out of public toilets into that jar and close it back up and put it in that little compartment shelf and wait for the lab person to open it up and push my eye real close to it and say "Hey pal, thats my sample. you want anything else I should add to it" and watch them bug out from my looking at them and run away.
   
   
   then watch you get arrested on the local news for being the weirdo creep with a cum-shit fetish
9. 2021-02-26 at 10:58 PM UTC

   #29
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Ebola Cola did they watch you go pepe?
   
   did you have a really hot female nurse watching you? or some fuzzy face middle eastern guy?

   
   Objection.
   
   Asked and answered.
10. 2021-02-26 at 11:07 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Ebola Cola Houston

    Originally posted by mmQ Objection.
    
    Asked and answered.

    
    Well I was on the first page when I asked.
    
    But he did use synthetic urine not his own urine to pee in cup?