Oldschool LSD videos are like an alternate reality

1. 2021-02-26 at 3:05 AM UTC

   #21
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong

   Originally posted by Antifa Member Question: what side was the writing part on? Inside? Or could you like write with your asshole.

   
   Writing part facing out. This was the catalyst for disaster, you see. After getting carried away during the... *ahem*... act, all that remained to grasp onto was the cap of the marker. The only way to get it out was to pull on the cap. This could have gone one of two ways, but the grip-strength of my virgin anus was the deciding factor - "the cap came off", exposing the narrow writing tip, which was promptly engulfed by my asshole. This also meant that any attempt to fish it out meant trying to get a forceful grip on the like... 5mm wide plastic neck. Not easy.
   
   

   Originally posted by Antifa Member The fuck am i doing with my life

   
   Asking the important questions.
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2. 2021-02-26 at 3:30 AM UTC

   #22
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Did it hurt?
   
   

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3. 2021-02-26 at 3:33 AM UTC

   #23
   

   Antifa Member African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Meikai Writing part facing out. This was the catalyst for disaster, you see. After getting carried away during the… *ahem*… act, all that remained to grasp onto was the cap of the marker. The only way to get it out was to pull on the cap. This could have gone one of two ways, but the grip-strength of my virgin anus was the deciding factor - "the cap came off", exposing the narrow writing tip, which was promptly engulfed by my asshole. This also meant that any attempt to fish it out meant trying to get a forceful grip on the like… 5mm wide plastic neck. Not easy.

   
   That'll teach you to tempt the gods
4. 2021-02-26 at 4:22 AM UTC

   #24
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Meikai This also meant that any attempt to fish it out meant trying to get a forceful grip on the like… 5mm wide plastic neck. Not easy.

   
   sitting on the floor with ankles around your ears trying to fish it out with a pair of pliers when your dad walks in
   
   "are you... are you pleasuring your anus with my good pliers?"
   
   "no dad I'm just trying to get a highlighter out"
5. 2021-02-26 at 4:33 AM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   A shampoo bottle enema would have done the trick. Hot, soapy water injected forcefully into the anus from a plastic ketchup bottle. They use that one in prison, when the hooped dope somehow manages to stay up in the intestine too long.
6. 2021-02-26 at 4:35 AM UTC

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7. 2021-02-26 at 4:37 AM UTC

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8. 2021-02-26 at 6:52 AM UTC

   #28
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

   
   ow
9. 2021-02-26 at 6:56 AM UTC

   #29
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost ow

   
   
10. 2021-02-26 at 7:22 AM UTC

    #30
    

    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Stop