I cannot get my pee to 98 degrees.

1. 2021-02-25 at 9:17 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   My Raynauds Syndrome keeps me cool at 91.
   Hopefully the heating pad does the trick tomorrow.
2. 2021-02-25 at 9:20 PM UTC

   #2
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fonaplats My Raynauds Syndrome keeps me cool at 91.

   
   So tell them that at the pissing contest.
3. 2021-02-25 at 9:21 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson So tell them that at the pissing contest.

   
   I might have to.
   Im really hoping to be in and out.
4. 2021-02-25 at 9:22 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fonaplats I might have to.
   Im really hoping to be in and out.

   
   Ask the nurse to warm the piss dispenser up for you.
5. 2021-02-25 at 9:23 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Remember to coof a lot while taking the test.
   
   They'll keep their distance from your piss, and won't want you back.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • cigreting
6. 2021-02-25 at 9:38 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   What a job...watching the likes of Fona and co pissing all day long.
7. 2021-02-25 at 9:58 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What a job…watching the likes of Fona and co pissing all day long.

   
   Give the invigilator a compliment and flirt with them, ask them out.
   
   Alternatively give them a blowjob.
   
   Either way, remember to coof.
8. 2021-02-25 at 10:08 PM UTC

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   Bugz Space Nigga
   That must make it difficult to melt snow
9. 2021-02-25 at 10:10 PM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I think it's 13 seconds in a microwave then cooled for a sec