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If Space Aliens Are Really Here Now

  1. #1
    Ebola Cola Houston
    As Vault 7 has stated. then I'm curious if J'ews will charge them an Israeli J'ew tax for air and for Toll as well?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #2
    jedis will be first in the extermination camps again if Aliens are here and ready to claim Earth.
  3. #3
    antmanbee Yung Blood
    we need to find plausible answers that revolve around their ancestors building pyramids before they cleanse us all
  4. #4
    Ghost Black Hole
    jedi reptiles
  5. #5
    Ebola Cola Houston
    Whoa, what the hell is this?

    https://nypost.com/2020/12/07/aliens-in-hiding-until-mankind-is-ready-ex-israeli-space-head/


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    The truth may be out there — but nowhere near as out there as this tale.

    Space aliens have reached an agreement with the US government to stay mum on the experiments they conduct on Earth — as well as their secret base on Mars — until mankind is ready to accept them, the former head of Israel’s space program claimed in a new interview.

    “The aliens have asked not to announce that they are here [because] humanity is not ready yet,” Haim Eshed told Israeli paper Yedioth Aharonoth, according to the jedi Press.

    The jedi Press — speculating that Eshed, 87, may have gone to insanity and beyond — goes on to unspool his tangled web, which claims the involvement of President Trump and interplanetary diplomacy.

    “Trump was on the verge of revealing [aliens existence], but the aliens in the Galactic Federation are saying, ‘Wait, let people calm down first,'” Eshed, who helmed Israel’s space security program from 1981 to 2010, reportedly said. “They don’t want to start mass hysteria. They want to first make us sane and understanding.”

    Until that day, aliens have secured an agreement to keep their moves under wraps, said Eshed, noting that the extraterrestrials come in peace.

    “They have been waiting for humanity to evolve and reach a stage where we will generally understand what space and spaceships are,” said Eshed, according to the jedi Press.

    “There’s an agreement between the US government and the aliens. They signed a contract with us to do experiments here. They, too, are researching and trying to understand the whole fabric of the universe, and they want us as helpers.”

    One of the hubs of the cooperation is a base on Mars — where, by the way, Eshed claims American astronauts have already set foot.

    “There’s an underground base in the depths of Mars, where their representatives are, and also our American astronauts,” Eshed reportedly said.
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    Eshed acknowledged that it all sounds like science fiction, but claimed that some of his peers are coming around.

    “If I had come up with what I’m saying today five years ago, I would have been hospitalized. Wherever I’ve gone with this in academia, they’ve said, ‘The man has lost his mind,'” he reportedly said. “Today they’re already talking differently. I have nothing to lose. I’ve received my degrees and awards, I am respected in universities abroad, where the trend is also changi
  6. #6
    Ghost Black Hole
    kikes are.... reptiles?

  7. #7
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Whatever you do, don't give them beer.

  8. #8
    antmanbee Yung Blood
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀rabbitwe­ed ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ i want to be fucked in the ass by an extraterretrial and have its love child

    are you okay? you seem to be hornyposting alot
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