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Onions are gay

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I'm not crying, you're crying. Worst vegetable. Tastes great? Sure, but its "defense mechanism" (if you can even call it such) is based on pure spite. It doesn't save the onion. It only works once the onion is already fucked. It's a punishment for daring to wound it in your search for sustenance, but it can't stop you. Making my eyes burn is not going to save you, you worthless fucking bulb. Stop.

  2. #2
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    posting in a epic bread
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