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  1. #41
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

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  2. #42
    netstat African Astronaut
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  3. #43
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    If you want customers you gotta give out free samples

  4. #44
    Daddyissues Tuskegee Airman
    Listen. If it dont make dollars, it don't make cents. You feel me bro?
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  5. #45
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Daddyissues Listen. If it dont make dollars, it don't make cents. You feel me bro?

    It costs more money to obtain new customers than it does to keep existing ones.
  6. #46
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood If you want customers you gotta give out free samples


    Fuck Larry Hagman. He looks and smells like mothballs.
  7. #47
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  8. #48
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by frala Fuck Larry Hagman. He looks and smells like mothballs.

    i don't know who that is, I just want some free cheese
  9. #49
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i don't know who that is, I just want some free cheese

    Well get it out of your ass.
  10. #50
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Daddyissues Listen. If it dont make dollars, it don't make cents. You feel me bro?

    well yes, a cent is a divisible fraction of a dollar. If a dollar is not earned the cents are therefore also left unearned. I'm not sure where you are located but I believe you are out of arms reach from me, therefore I am left unable to feel you.
  11. #51
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by frala Well get it out of your ass.

    By cheese i meant nude selfies

  12. #52
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood By cheese i meant nude selfies


    sounds like wall street derivatives
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  13. #53
    Poor JR Ewing I hope I never wind up like that.
  14. #54
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood By cheese i meant nude selfies


    I will loan you the 10 if you can spot me 20.
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  15. #55
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    I'd supscribe any day baby. Thumbs up, thumps down. Young mello out.
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  16. #56
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I'd supscribe any day baby. Thumbs up, thumps down. Young mello out.

    😭
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  17. #57
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by frala I will loan you the 10 if you can spot me 20.

    sounds like a deal.
  18. #58
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Hey OP are the pay pigs lined up yet? I gotta borrow 20
  19. #59
    Daddyissues Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood It costs more money to obtain new customers than it does to keep existing ones.

    And? Did you just stumble across some stupid references on how to run a business?

    Let's break it down for you Popeye.

    Yes it costs more to aquire new customers rather than to just idle on the few you have. derp. But with the cost to aquire new customers you are also building your brand.

    So you may spend $100. On advertising or whatever and your current client pays 4.99 a month... let's say i have 20 of them. I break even.

    But let's say I recruit 50 people on my only fans? That is 200. Lets say 500? Thats 2500! Gross margin is 100%

    Let's say you dumb fucks cant completely understand basic business maths and you remain broke.

    Please consider joining my only fans. Link to follow:)
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  20. #60
    netstat African Astronaut
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