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  1. i don't like to be responsible or pay attention at work. I just like to do a fat hit of the pipe and go into autopilot doing something easy like order picking or shipping receiving. I will get into the zone and BANG OUT all the orders until there is nothing left to do except sweep and tidy up.

    the day goes by so fast. People have to find me and be like "scron man it's lunch take a break" and im like "JUST LET ME PULL E47 AND PACK IT UP MAN ILL BE UP IN A MINUTE" like fuck the break, just eat a granola bar. lets get this bread and go home early
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  2. Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Starting pay is 90 cents more an hour than I make now after 3 years at my current job.
    All I got to do is fill out the paper work and pass a drug test.

    when you first get there, stab the biggest guy in the leg to let everyone know who's boss.
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  3. Originally posted by Sophie Manual labor is for plebs anyway.

    as if your coding via a neural link.

    maybe they dont know this in the naderlands but punching keyboard keys repeatedly IS a form of manual labor.
  4. Originally posted by Kal Joose when you first get there, stab the biggest guy in the leg to let everyone know who's boss.

    with his dick ?
  5. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny as if your coding via a neural link.

    maybe they dont know this in the naderlands but punching keyboard keys repeatedly IS a form of manual labor.

    Come on Vinny. You serve coffee for a living, i ain't mad at ya. In fact i went to starbucks the other day like a good brogrammer and tipped the barista excessively, even though that's generally not a thing in my country.
  6. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Also,i typed that with my tits. No neural link required.
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby this thread sounds vaguely familiar to the "I GOT A NEW PUPPY" thread where he ent up not having a new puppy lol

    Thread just needs more puppies right
  8. Originally posted by Sophie Come on Vinny. You serve coffee for a living, i ain't mad at ya. In fact i went to starbucks the other day like a good brogrammer and tipped the barista excessively, even though that's generally not a thing in my country.

    i serve legal drugs, im as respectable as any pharmacists.
  9. Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    Shut up before I fly out to Ohio and beat your bitch ass. Fag Stick
  10. Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i don't like to be responsible or pay attention at work. I just like to do a fat hit of the pipe and go into autopilot doing something easy like order picking or shipping receiving. I will get into the zone and BANG OUT all the orders until there is nothing left to do except sweep and tidy up.

    the day goes by so fast. People have to find me and be like "scron man it's lunch take a break" and im like "JUST LET ME PULL E47 AND PACK IT UP MAN ILL BE UP IN A MINUTE" like fuck the break, just eat a granola bar. lets get this bread and go home early

    Shut up Before I fly out to Y Y Zed and beat your bitch ass, Fag Stick
  11. Shut up before I fly around the world ten times and land right on your front doorstep.
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  12. Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Shut up before I fly around the world ten times and land right on your front doorstep.

    ok goku
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ok, cloud.
  14. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ Ok, cloud.

    Haha more like nimrod
  15. Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Haha more like nimrod

    ok faggot
  16. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Antifa Member ok faggot

    Shut up idiot
  17. When i was on probation one of the officers got fired because they caught him drinking the piss in the sample collection room for fetish reasons
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  18. Piss drinkers are the worst.
  19. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Piss drinkers are the worst.

    It makes your sodium levels skyrocket
  20. Shit eaters come in a close second.
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