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I hope everyone on earth dies.

  1. #1
    netstat African Astronaut
    edited for privacy
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #2
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Me too:
    Originally posted by Meikai Antinatalism is a fine thing. Truly, the act of bringing new life into this world is a heinous thing. A pure act of selfishness and weakness driven by humanity's spineless inability to resist the genetic urge to reproduce. Nobody has a baby for the sake of the baby. To devote oneself philosophically to a path that aims to reduce the amount of suffering in this world by preventing new creatures from entering into it is a noble thing. But this only addresses new life

    What of the old life? Established life? Things that are already here, living?

    I propose a new school of thought: antivitalism. Life is a plague. A corruption of the inherent beauty of the purely mechanical, physical universe. It should not exist. Its existence in this universe is wrong, abhorrent, and this fundamental incompatibility lies at the root of all suffering. Humanity should dedicate itself to the eradication of all life, everywhere, ending finally with itself once our role as The Annihilator is complete. We are, conveniently, already well on the path to this assuming that life only exists in this one place. Anthropogenic factors are at the heart of an ongoing mass extinction event - this should not be "rectified" by the so called "green", life-loving peaceniks. Indeed, this should be lauded as one of our greatest and finest accomplishments. The presence of life in this reality is like so much excrement on God's finest china. I therefore posit that that is the great evil which should be rectified posthaste.

    Thank you. That is all.

    Humanity is a blight upon the celestial beauty of spheres in motion. All life is.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    there's a few users here i hope survive a radioactive explosion and end up having to live long life a with painful radiation deformities
  4. #4
    Like a third eye and two extra arms.
  5. #5
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Like a third eye and two extra arms.

    That doesnt seem like it would be painful, but rather, delightful.
  6. #6
    Originally posted by mmQ That doesnt seem like it would be painful, but rather, delightful.

    Ok, how about an extra leg? Try buying shoes for three legs.
  7. #7
    I refuse to die. Just not gonna do it.
  8. #8
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    i would just bring everybody back to life naked
  9. #9
    Ebola Cola Houston
    Banana for scale please.

    Originally posted by netstat
  10. #10
    Ebola Cola Houston
    example

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