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I fucked a pregnant woman the other night

  1. #1
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    She's only 2 months gone. Considering how loose her morals are her pussy was really tight, albeit that could be down to her having only had C sections. ANYWAYS...

    I smoked a J and could hardly stand up, (having not smoked it for over a year). I just lied back, drank a beer and let her talk cause I was too wavey to say anything. She sucked my dick real good then I ploughed her about 10 times throughout the night. We got Chinese then lay in bed watching reruns of the week's soap operas.

    I'm fighting the urge to go back for more fun.

    1. I don't want to be an enabler in her future child's alcohol fetal syndrome/ brain damage. I've seen how fucked up Hiki's face is and it would be a shame for another kid to go through and live with his deformities.

    2. That's probably it really but it's not my kid anyway so think I'll just go back and creampie that shit all year LOL!.
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  2. #2
    pics?
  3. #3
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    I can't imagine Octavian having sex with any who smelled OK
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  4. #4
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by rabbitweed I can't imagine Octavian having sex with any who smelled OK

    I can't imagine you having sex with someone who isn't a child, Nonce.
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  5. #5
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    No but seriously, can you imagine smelling alright and then thinking to yourself "imma have sex with Octavian"?

    Because I can't.
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  6. #6
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by rabbitweed I'm really mad my life sucks and Octavian is awesome

    Ok my bitch.
  7. #7
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Yeah I'm just not seeing it
  8. #8
    I got a fetish for pregnant girls after knocking one up and living with her for 9 months. You can fuck dat pussay hard all night and day oh man it's quite the experience with the stomach and they get all horny but sometimes it do a bit nasty. I don't wanna talk about it lol

    but i will, it's called "spotting" you can look up "spotting pregnancy" if you want to learn more about it but you should finish your breakfast first. nah im just kidding i used to eat that pregnant pussy for breakfast and i danm near sucked the kid out a few times, had to be careful.

    It's weird when they have a dent in their head you always wonder if thats ur fault
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  9. #9
    bro hope u wore a rubber or the baby could be pregnant
  10. #10
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by WolfgangBladt bro hope u wore a rubber or the baby could be pregnant

    that's not funny.
  11. #11
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    This is the most degenerate thread I've seen in a while. Women are terrible. How did you meet her? Do you know her baby's father? She must be keeping it and just not care what happens to it. Terrible.
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  12. #12
    spread her ass and call her a whore
  13. #13
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo This is the most degenerate thread I've seen in a while. Women are terrible. How did you meet her? Do you know her baby's father? She must be keeping it and just not care what happens to it. Terrible.

    She had a one night stand with a friend who now thinks they're an item cause she's pregnant. She was on the phone warning him to back off "with the lovey dovey shit". I agree it's truly degenerate but what can I say?

    The fact he asked "do you want a bong?" When she told him she was pregnant, followed by, "do you want a line?" Only makes this unborn child's situation worse.
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  14. #14
    Originally posted by WellHung that's not funny.

    caws not bitch u gotta pay child support squared
  15. #15
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
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  16. #16
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe I can't imagine you having sex with someone who isn't a child, Nonce.

    when you fuck a pregnant female inevitably the tip of your penis goes into contact with the babys genitalia in her womb.

    do you know what this makes you ?

    yes.

    A NONCE.
  17. #17
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny when you fuck a pregnant female inevitably the tip of your penis goes into contact with the babys genitalia in her womb.

    do you know what this makes you ?

    yes.

    A NONCE.

    Nonce, didn't read.

  18. #18
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe iNonce

    i c
  19. #19
    blaster master victim of incest
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  20. #20
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol@ I hope u wore a rubber cuz the baby could be pregnant 😂
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