I got a NEW JOB!

1. 2021-02-16 at 8:33 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Bugz Space Nigga

   Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Starting pay is 90 cents more an hour than I make now after 3 years at my current job.
   All I got to do is fill out the paper work and pass a drug test.

   
   Your job there is filling out paper work and passing drug tests?
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Fonaplats, 
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2. 2021-02-16 at 9:09 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Robert Mugabe African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Fonaplats I got over a week to piss clean.
   If that isnt enough time then ill use synthetic.
   If I fail then Ill keep my current job.

   
   Fucking dumbass, weed stays in your system for 180 days.
3. 2021-02-16 at 11:16 PM UTC

   #23
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Tetrahydrocannabinol metabolites can remain detectable up to six months in the fatty tissues, depending on body mass and other mitigating factors.
4. 2021-02-16 at 11:29 PM UTC

   #24
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Tetrahydrocannabinol metabolites can remain detectable up to six months in the fatty tissues, depending on body mass and other mitigating factors.

   
   only happems to fat people aith lots of fatty tissues.
5. 2021-02-16 at 11:33 PM UTC

   #25
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Tetrahydrocannabinol metabolites can remain detectable up to six months in the fatty tissues, depending on body mass and other mitigating factors.

   
   Man I wish spectral were still around. He would tell about the inaccuracies in your statement. Too bad he left for good. :(
6. 2021-02-16 at 11:36 PM UTC

   #26
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny only happems to fat people aith lots of fatty tissues.

   
   The six months is for chronic users who smoke a lot of weed constantly over a period of years. Their body fat is saturated with THC metabolites, which will show up in a urine screen.
7. 2021-02-17 at 12:04 AM UTC

   #27
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Man I wish spectral were still around. He would tell about the inaccuracies in your statement. Too bad he left for good. :(

   
   why?
8. 2021-02-17 at 12:06 AM UTC

   #28
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by WellHung why?

   
   Because.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • cigreting
9. 2021-02-17 at 12:06 AM UTC

   #29
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny as if that is somehow different from punchimg ælphanumerical characters into a plastic keyboard all day @ 8 hours a day every day.
   
   this is what happens when a code dalit thinks he is somehow better than a factory dalit.

   
   thing is I'm not far from the edge anyway
   
   
   though at the moment I'm only in the office for like 1/2 the day on average
10. 2021-02-17 at 12:08 AM UTC

    #30
    WellHung Black Hole
    Ur standing at the precipice.
11. 2021-02-17 at 12:10 AM UTC

    #31
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    It's better not to know precisely where the precipice is, because if you know exactly where it is, then you will risk standing on its very edge. Better you not know, that way you'll stay far away from it.
12. 2021-02-17 at 12:11 AM UTC

    #32
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I never had a job that piss tested
13. 2021-02-17 at 12:12 AM UTC

    #33
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    People usually use their mother's or their father's piss, or a family member's.
14. 2021-02-17 at 12:14 AM UTC

    #34
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    drink the piss
15. 2021-02-17 at 12:25 AM UTC

    #35
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    The test you have to worry about is when they go in the bathroom with you and physically watch you hold your dick and piss out of it into the piss cup.
    
    Excuse me?? Where do you think you're going??
    
    To watch you piss.
    
    Oh, really??
    
    Yes, pull it out and piss, please.
16. 2021-02-17 at 12:28 AM UTC

    #36
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    ask them to tickle your balls too
17. 2021-02-17 at 12:31 AM UTC

    #37
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    no thanks
18. 2021-02-17 at 12:35 AM UTC

    #38
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra ask them to tickle your balls too

    
    Tickling the balls may affect the test result.
19. 2021-02-17 at 12:35 AM UTC

    #39
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    "I can only pee while other people are watching if you tickle my balls. here I have a note from my doctor"
20. 2021-02-17 at 12:48 AM UTC

    #40
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The test you have to worry about is when they go in the bathroom with you and physically watch you hold your dick and piss out of it into the piss cup.
    
    Excuse me?? Where do you think you're going??
    
    To watch you piss.
    
    Oh, really??
    
    Yes, pull it out and piss, please.

    
    They cant do that for an occupational drug test. They're not allowed to be in the bathroom with you unless it's for a legal/ court-ordered urine test.