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  1. #61
    Originally posted by Bugz so lanny, are you going to dump the old lady, mount your laptop and whatever gear you can on your Hog and ride back out to Frisco?


    Don't carry any Civil Forfeiture stuff. Apparently the fucking Patriot Act is still a thing.

    No but he does have an adult tricycle in the garage
  2. #62
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 No but he does have an adult tricycle in the garage

    didn't they outlaw those? I'v never been on one. I'v never been on a quad. I rode in a sidecar once though :D
  3. #63
    Originally posted by Bugz didn't they outlaw those? I'v never been on one. I'v never been on a quad. I rode in a sidecar once though :D

    What if you put the controls in the sidecar and put a dummy in the mainseat
  4. #64
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bugz didn't they outlaw those? I'v never been on one. I'v never been on a quad. I rode in a sidecar once though :D

    I feel like you guys are talking about two different things.

    Adult tricycle is a human powered three wheeled vehicle where you sit upright, like this:



    (And yes, I bet there's some american on the internet talking about how that's his "urban assault vehicle")

    The thing that was banned in most places were three wheelers, which where motorised 3 wheel off road motorcycles in a delta configuration:



    These used to be common on farms when I was a kid, but apparently they flipped over a lot and killed people.
  5. #65
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 What if you put the controls in the sidecar and put a dummy in the mainseat

    it's been done before.. no doubt. with a dog or some shit

    I grew up a suburb kid. some kids had motorcycles while I was growing up. I learned from them. I wasn't lucky as some cousins who's fams owned decent size properties to ride on

    we used to go to the hills on my friends bike and take turns on it. and then he got another bile and gave me his old one. and we went riding in the hills. the winter time because the summer could cause fires. But then they straight up outlawed them all together. not to mention all the hill region was either bought up for building a house or they were state property.

    it was funner to ride during a rain. Sloppy wet, little traction made it more challenging.

    then he moved away and someone stole the bike he gave me. an old 125cc
  6. #66
    Yeah I don't think they were outlawed here I think the japs just all decided to stop making them before they were banned. What a bunch of cuckholds they simped out to the wound eye . The japs are such pussys I could easily kick a japs ass because they're all women. They're culture is stupid that's why they're really cowardice and weak. Look at their off road bikes and quads: same old designs with little in the way of upgrades and improvements. They're scared to make it better. Or lazy.

    In japan they fall asleep at work to get recognition as a good employee . They're at work for so long they fell asleep and that's good there. What a good employee who buys used underwear to smeel and I bet they just do busy work because it doesn't take 13 hours a day to be a paper pusher
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  7. #67
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 No but he does have an adult tricycle in the garage

    Not anymore. I sold it on Craigslist.
  8. #68
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Yeah I don't think they were outlawed here I think the japs just all decided to stop making them before they were banned. What a bunch of cuckholds they simped out to the wound eye . The japs are such pussys I could easily kick a japs ass because they're all women. They're culture is stupid that's why they're really cowardice and weak. Look at their off road bikes and quads: same old designs with little in the way of upgrades and improvements. They're scared to make it better. Or lazy.

    In japan they fall asleep at work to get recognition as a good employee . They're at work for so long they fell asleep and that's good there. What a good employee who buys used underwear to smeel and I bet they just do busy work because it doesn't take 13 hours a day to be a paper pusher

    WHOA.. settle down. you sound like an internman camp warden, there. LOL

    Japanese women are hella fine. a lot of them surprisingly have big tits. they have class too. I wouldn't mind going to Japan if I could afford to do so. it's like San Francisco to people around the Nation. they come here to make money but spend that money trying to survive the expensive cost.

    where as in Japan you could make 5 times what you made n the USA but they taxed the fuck out of your money you brought back. which I guess people would probably put in a swiss banking account and wire it from there. Now you could buy bitcoin.

    taxing international income is a sin. Especially when you're taking the gold out of Japan to spend in the US economy and they tax you on top of your income tax over there?


    suck it
  9. #69
    WellHung Black Hole
    My right nostril is sore & tender.
  10. #70
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by frala Not anymore. I sold it on Craigslist.

    why?

    those things are bad ass. or do you mean that old lady's trike?
  11. #71
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Bugz WHOA.. settle down. you sound like an internman camp warden, there. LOL

    Japanese women are hella fine. a lot of them surprisingly have big tits. they have class too. I wouldn't mind going to Japan if I could afford to do so. it's like San Francisco to people around the Nation. they come here to make money but spend that money trying to survive the expensive cost.

    where as in Japan you could make 5 times what you made n the USA but they taxed the fuck out of your money you brought back. which I guess people would probably put in a swiss banking account and wire it from there. Now you could buy bitcoin.

    taxing international income is a sin. Especially when you're taking the gold out of Japan to spend in the US economy and they tax you on top of your income tax over there?


    suck it

    lolwut? Wages in Japan are shit, it's even closer to corporate feudalism than the US.
  12. #72
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by frala Not anymore. I sold it on Craigslist.

    I sold your mom's pussy on craigslist to pay for it though!
  13. #73
    Originally posted by Bugz why?

    those things are bad ass. or do you mean that old lady's trike?

    Bc every man reaches a point in his life when he needs to learn to ride on two wheels ok Beige.
  14. #74
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rigoberto Lopez that.

    yet i see those stupid three wheeled motorcycles everywhere

    and they only flipped because idiots didnt know how to ride them.

    I think it was riding them off road was the issue. Three wheels on the tarmac is a different story.

    I kinda like the look of UTVs, never driven one though:

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  15. #75
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by WellHung My right nostril is sore & tender.

    stop picking it with dirty fingers, you silly faggot


    always clean your hands, then rub some rubbing alcohol on them. then get in your nose and dig it out good. I can never get a tissue to dig out my dried snots.

    I have a small nasal passage. which makes mine gum up with boogers really bad.


    the best thing to do is what I suggested and then flush it out with a neti-pot. Looks like a tea pot. originally the first one was a tea pot.

    It's uncomfortably awkward at first but when you get the hang of it, they work great. you have to sterile them though. and never use tap water unless you run out of distilled water which is recommended. they come with these special saline salt packets. never use table salt. i tried it once. burned like hell.


    and there you go. and stop pulling nose hairs out. thats what causes it

  16. #76
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  17. #77
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by rabbitweed I think it was riding them off road was the issue. Three wheels on the tarmac is a different story.

    I kinda like the look of UTVs, never driven one though:


    Beefed up golf cart?
  18. #78
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by frala Unsubscribed

    Maybe you should of unsubscribed to the 9/11 manifesto before denying you saw it.
  19. #79
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny lolwut? Wages in Japan are shit, it's even closer to corporate feudalism than the US.

    Some people are natural serfs.

    I spend way too much of my life telling people how to make more money, and no one wants to listen.

    If there was some around me willing to tell me how I could get to 300k USD a year I'd sure as fuck listen. But when I tell Fona how he might get to 50k USD a year he doesn't want to know.

    Everybody wants to complain about how low their wage is, but when you tell them what they need to do to change they're not interested.

    Why shouldn't they be serfs?
  20. #80
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol @ unsubscribed.
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