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Fona © 2-14-2021 Valentine's Day

  1. 2021-02-14 at 2:01 PM UTC
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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]


    Alas it is also Chell and I's second anniversary.
    Yesterday when I couldn't remember what we did Valentine's Day 2020 I tried looking it up by searching for my post from last year only to be dismayed at the truth of I had not actually composed one.
    Today I make one with great forethought knowing I will probably need this as a reference in the distant future.

    This all started yesterday btw, okay me?
    We went to Kohls and she bought stuff with the charge card.
    Then I romantically let her relax on the couch while I quested to Donatos and retrieved her a pizza pie with breadsticks.
    After so much excitement I quickly fell asleep at 8pm and woke up 12 hours later today.

    Today we have some chores but I do hope to achieve something more.
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  2. 2021-02-14 at 3:08 PM UTC
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I got an ad from my google news for vancouver Uber eats valentines coupon. Not sure if it will work in Ontario but it's 50% off a starbucks order over $15.

    trying to make a play here, the coupon code is SENDLOVE50 if any of yall wanna try it on uber eats starbucks yourself.
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  3. 2021-02-14 at 3:09 PM UTC
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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    is she going to give you any
  4. 2021-02-14 at 3:26 PM UTC
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    yo it worked SENDLOVE50 for 50% off uber eats

  5. 2021-02-14 at 4:30 PM UTC
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by STER0S is she going to give you any

    Probably not.
    She wont quit bitching.
    First about cleaning last night.
    Im sorry but I work my ass off alk week and Im not cleaning at 8pm on a Saturday night when I havent even had dinner.
    Then this morning I told her I was going to cut my hair and shower.
    2 minutes after not paying attention she says we have to go to the grocery.
    I get pissed because it is retarded to me to waste my free time wandering up and down isles when I already know what I want and can get it online.
    Then she kept talking about how much groceries cost and when I went to show her that it is her who wastes the most money she started telling me to "just leave her then".
    I just might.
    Im getting annoyed.
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  6. 2021-02-14 at 4:32 PM UTC
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    tell her to cool it cuz its vday and theres a hooker discount on monroe
  7. 2021-02-14 at 4:33 PM UTC
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    WellHung Black Hole
    it didn't take long for some normie douchebag to mention Valentine's Day.
  8. 2021-02-14 at 4:34 PM UTC
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by WellHung it didn't take long for some normie douchebag to mention Valentine's Day.

    lol ur single
  9. 2021-02-14 at 4:50 PM UTC
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    The gloves are off.
    I called her "fat".
  10. 2021-02-14 at 5:20 PM UTC
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    wtf dude
  11. 2021-02-14 at 6:10 PM UTC
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    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    Potmetal Arny the stickbro is a pussy ass bitch. He goes on these long winded bipolar diatribes not that I know what that word means, of false outrage because he's a simple ass fool that doesn't get any play

    And he obviously doesn't wear the pants anywhere considering he is so weak and wears another man's basketball shorts, like somehow in his rodent brain he thinks he got over on black people by buying their used pants . But in reality he can't even do self defense because he's a weak ho
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  12. 2021-02-14 at 6:47 PM UTC
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Potmetal Arny the stickbro is a pussy ass bitch. He goes on these long winded bipolar diatribes not that I know what that word means, of false outrage because he's a simple ass fool that doesn't get any play

    And he obviously doesn't wear the pants anywhere considering he is so weak and wears another man's basketball shorts, like somehow in his rodent brain he thinks he got over on black people by buying their used pants . But in reality he can't even do self defense because he's a weak ho

    At least I am man enough to put a roof over my own head.
    You ran away to Cali hoping to make it big but all that happened was you camped in your van in a parking garage while ruining your credit financing toys that are not only outdated now but still not paid off.
    Im making sure I take care of myself for the rest of my life and not just today.
    Unlike you who wound up having to go back and live at your parents.
    Its cute how they let you set up a little bachelor pad in the shed.
    You look real independent being so dependant.
    Maybe you are just a shitty electrician.
    In all honesty, you are the only electrician I know who either lives with mom or is homeless.
    I hope you get your drinking under control.
    Im sorry no one will lease to you with your credit ruined. Start paying off the high interest stuff and quit focusing so much on my false outrages.
    I might not always know what I am doing but at least I am doing something.
    You're a piss faced skunk boy.
  13. 2021-02-14 at 6:58 PM UTC
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Looks like shell is still angry folx!
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  14. 2021-02-14 at 6:59 PM UTC
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    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    Okay potmetal Arny i can see you're frothy and triggered like a bitch now, You're a female.

    Thanks for sharing your financial advice with me, guy who rents to own his furniture and has a shopping fetish, more proof that you're a female.

    I could easily kick your ass because you're a female. I would probably just grab you by the scruff of the basketball shorts and start hitting you in the back of the head.
  15. 2021-02-14 at 7:01 PM UTC
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Okay potmetal Arny i can see you're frothy and triggered like a bitch now, You're a female.

    Thanks for sharing your financial advice with me, guy who rents to own his furniture and has a shopping fetish, more proof that you're a female.

    I could easily kick your ass because you're a female. I would probably just grab you by the scruff of the basketball shorts and start hitting you in the back of the head.

    Im taking double Chantix right now.
    Don't push it unless you wanna meet up.
  16. 2021-02-14 at 7:04 PM UTC
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    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    Go rub some more neosporin on scell and see if you have permission to post today, guy who is a female with used basketball shorts
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  17. 2021-02-14 at 7:04 PM UTC
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    You aren't supposed to smoke while on chantix. That's probably why you keep fighting with chell.

  18. 2021-02-14 at 7:07 PM UTC
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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats The gloves are off.
    I called her "fat".

    lol
  19. 2021-02-14 at 7:19 PM UTC
    #19
    Bueno motherfucker
  20. 2021-02-14 at 7:21 PM UTC
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    He wants to listen to those cheeks clap but all he can here is a BITCH
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