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So I was looking for some porn last night...
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2021-02-11 at 6:57 PM UTCCan we have a sample of your DNA they ask.
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2021-02-11 at 7:08 PM UTC
Originally posted by Antifa Member Was looking for some non-gay porn because obviously gay porn is gay. So instead I went looking for guy on girl porn, but then I realized that features a guy with a penis and is therefore 50% gay. So then I started looking for some girl on girl vids until I realized that they were lesbians and therefore 100% gay.
So I had to look into alternative options. I considered hentai for a while. Since no one in it is real, it can't be gay, right? Wrong. Unfortunately, hentai is a type of anime, and anime is not only gay but turns you into a weeb. Worst option so far.
After that I started considering traps. There's a lot of debate on whether or not they're gay so I decided to do the math. The level of gayness lies totally in the premise. Consider the following situations.
Situation 1: Guy and a trap, where the guy initially thinks its a girl. 50% gay since it is a guy and girl.
Situation 2: A guy with a trap who knows its a trap. Guy is looking for dick. 100% gay.
Situation 3: A girl with a trap but the girl doesn't know its a trap. Lesbian, and totally gay.
Situation 4: Girl with a trap where the girl knows its a trap. Basically girl and guy, so 50% gay.
Knowing these things we can assume that trap porn is on average, 75% gay. This makes the 5th situation of trap on trap to have a high probability of being very gay.
So after that I got into specifics. What if it was a girl on girl and the premise was that one of the girls was just bi curious and not actually a full lesbian? In this instance, their curiosity makes them a cat. Cats are furries, and are very gay.
What about a solo girl video? Most people would think this is as straight as you can get, but actually if a girl is touching girl bits its very lesbian, and therefore gay.
My conclusion is the only way to live a life free of homosexual sin is to liberate yourself of all sexual desire whatsoever and become an asexual.
Thanks for reading.
You're a bitch.
Watching guy on guy is faggy-gay as shit.
But watching Guy on Woman is sort of a Comradery (inb4 cumRODery) thing. Watching a chick rub herself off is OK and watching Lesbians do it to each other is ok but then gets boring. The whole point is to watch a woman get off by a man on top of her. That's not cuckery, it's "Yeah, make her cum. finish her off before you blow your load into her mouth"
its only cuckery if you watch porn of your wife or girlfriend getting fucked. not a chick you never met.
So don't feel it's half gay. It's either Gay or its not Gay. Unless you're more into his dick than into her being pleasured -
2021-02-11 at 7:11 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I LIKE HAVING SEX WITH CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 7. IT IS MY FETISH. ITS MY FAVIRITE THING I CANT HELP IT MY BRAIN IS HOW IT IS.
JUST YEATERSAY I TOOK A GIRL FROM THE LOCAL ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. IM GUESSING SHE IS 7 SHE MIFHT BE 8 OR 6. IT DOES NOT MATTER.
I DIDNT HAVE A VAN. IT WAS JUST ME. WALKING
THE PEOPLE THAT KIDNAP WITH VANS ARE MY NEMISIS. THEY ARE WEAK. THEY HAVE NO TACT
DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO SUBTLY LURE A 7 YR OLD GIRL TO YOUR HOUSE WITHOUT A VAN OR CANDY?
I do
Hey Ashley
Your mom sent me yeah just hold my hand its fine
RAPE ON THE STREET
it's fine I have to go
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2021-02-11 at 7:25 PM UTC
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2021-02-11 at 7:44 PM UTC
Originally posted by Misguided Russian You wanna know more about why all porn is gay, I got some literature here:
https://www.henrymakow.com/001421.html
Can't find an ebook of the book cited, and it's $67 on Alibris and $900 on Amazon.
https://acurazine.com/forums/ramblings-12/ex-playmate-reveals-playboy-mansion-secrets-356538/
Interview here though, it's pretty interesting.
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2021-02-11 at 7:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by Donald Trump Can't find an ebook of the book cited, and it's $67 on Alibris and $900 on Amazon.
https://acurazine.com/forums/ramblings-12/ex-playmate-reveals-playboy-mansion-secrets-356538/
Interview here though, it's pretty interesting.
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2021-02-11 at 7:52 PM UTC
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-02-11 at 8:16 PM UTC
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2021-02-11 at 8:21 PM UTCAt all
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2021-02-11 at 9:33 PM UTCI would fuck her
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2021-02-12 at 3:40 PM UTC
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2021-02-12 at 3:57 PM UTCa non fertile female is essentially the same thing as having sex with a man
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2021-02-12 at 4:04 PM UTC
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2021-02-12 at 4:32 PM UTC
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2021-02-12 at 4:34 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kev you realize they have tampon dispensers in elementary schools now right? any female older than a toddler is apparently fertile nowadays.
Yeah for the girls who are near or in their teens you absolute fucking moron... Wtf? Did you just learn about this? Its not "now" lmao
Whoever taught you sex ed failed hard. -
2021-02-12 at 4:37 PM UTC
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2021-02-12 at 4:38 PM UTC
Originally posted by Antifa Member Yeah for the girls who are near or in their teens you absolute fucking moron… Wtf? Did you just learn about this? Its not "now" lmao
Whoever taught you sex ed failed hard.
girls as young as 6 are menstruating nowadays, thats not near their teens, what part of "elementary" did you not get? i did not say middle school. -
2021-02-12 at 4:56 PM UTCMy wife got pregnant at 6 no problem
