2021-02-11 at 4:06 PM UTC
Was looking for some non-gay porn because obviously gay porn is gay. So instead I went looking for guy on girl porn, but then I realized that features a guy with a penis and is therefore 50% gay. So then I started looking for some girl on girl vids until I realized that they were lesbians and therefore 100% gay.
So I had to look into alternative options. I considered hentai for a while. Since no one in it is real, it can't be gay, right? Wrong. Unfortunately, hentai is a type of anime, and anime is not only gay but turns you into a weeb. Worst option so far.
After that I started considering traps. There's a lot of debate on whether or not they're gay so I decided to do the math. The level of gayness lies totally in the premise. Consider the following situations.
Situation 1: Guy and a trap, where the guy initially thinks its a girl. 50% gay since it is a guy and girl.
Situation 2: A guy with a trap who knows its a trap. Guy is looking for dick. 100% gay.
Situation 3: A girl with a trap but the girl doesn't know its a trap. Lesbian, and totally gay.
Situation 4: Girl with a trap where the girl knows its a trap. Basically girl and guy, so 50% gay.
Knowing these things we can assume that trap porn is on average, 75% gay. This makes the 5th situation of trap on trap to have a high probability of being very gay.
So after that I got into specifics. What if it was a girl on girl and the premise was that one of the girls was just bi curious and not actually a full lesbian? In this instance, their curiosity makes them a cat. Cats are furries, and are very gay.
What about a solo girl video? Most people would think this is as straight as you can get, but actually if a girl is touching girl bits its very lesbian, and therefore gay.
My conclusion is the only way to live a life free of homosexual sin is to liberate yourself of all sexual desire whatsoever and become an asexual.
Thanks for reading.
2021-02-11 at 4:22 PM UTC
Actually the problem is feminism, you are just brainwashed by feminist leftists into thinking porn is evil.
2021-02-11 at 4:48 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
Im straight and i make straight porn
If you're in it, it's gay.
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2021-02-11 at 5:42 PM UTC
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
Okay person that has never had a girlfriend and only has casual sex with men, tell us about some female you find attractive
^Literally sucks decapitated penis all day long at Tim Horton's
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2021-02-11 at 5:42 PM UTC
Also everything you build in minecraft is garbage
2021-02-11 at 5:49 PM UTC
Originally posted by Antifa Member
^Literally sucks decapitated penis all day long at Tim Horton's
is that all you think about is penises and gay shit
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2021-02-11 at 6:09 PM UTC
didn't he get fucked with a strap-on by her or some shit. yeah totally straight it's not gay if a female shoves something up your ass!
2021-02-11 at 6:31 PM UTC
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
i like asian-cunt penetration porn
the pussy in talking formation is hypnotizing
2021-02-11 at 6:41 PM UTC
I have never seen OP post a picture of a female or ever once say anything complimentary about the physical appearance of a woman.
But he will readily talk about how good a guy looks.
2021-02-11 at 6:55 PM UTC
I LIKE HAVING SEX WITH CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 7. IT IS MY FETISH. ITS MY FAVIRITE THING I CANT HELP IT MY BRAIN IS HOW IT IS.
JUST YEATERSAY I TOOK A GIRL FROM THE LOCAL ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. IM GUESSING SHE IS 7 SHE MIFHT BE 8 OR 6. IT DOES NOT MATTER.
I DIDNT HAVE A VAN. IT WAS JUST ME. WALKING
THE PEOPLE THAT KIDNAP WITH VANS ARE MY NEMISIS. THEY ARE WEAK. THEY HAVE NO TACT
DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO SUBTLY LURE A 7 YR OLD GIRL TO YOUR HOUSE WITHOUT A VAN OR CANDY?
I do
Hey Ashley
Your mom sent me yeah just hold my hand its fine
RAPE ON THE STREET
it's fine I have to go
