Ask what vaccine brand you're getting. It matters

1. 2021-02-08 at 3:05 AM UTC

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   Bugz Space Nigga
   Johnson and Johnson is only 60% effective. Nearly half of the people who get it, might as well not even fucking get it. I mean 60% effective. WTF does that even mean.
   
   
   Pfizer I guess is killing Doctors and other staff members. You may not want to get that one either. but that one is 97% effective and the doctor may have died from his rare blood disease or an allergic reaction to the Pfizer. I might take a chance and take that one. it's one of the strongest and most effective.
   
   
   PS they're giving out cards to people vaccine and will be enforcing people have the cards showing if you get on a plane
2. 2021-02-08 at 3:09 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Which one comes with the free microchip?
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3. 2021-02-08 at 3:24 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   OP should check the brand of his prescription antipsychotics you fucking nutter
4. 2021-02-08 at 3:34 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Bugz Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Donald Trump Which one comes with the free microchip?

   
   probably all. I bet they're not the first. Not that I am saying I have knowledge or approve. I would sue. but I get the feeling some people have been secretly tagged under the Patriot Act, outside the USA (China, Saudi Arabia)
5. 2021-02-08 at 5:40 AM UTC

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   Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
   You need good old UK's Astra Zeneca, not stupid Yank retard vaccine that's designed to do more damage than good.
6. 2021-02-08 at 5:49 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   Pfizer is MRNA messenger, ie. gene therapy
   Astra Zenice, SPUTNIK etc. are parts of the COVID virus grafted onto a synthetic adrenovirus
   
   
   both are dangerously untested for mass rollout
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7. 2021-02-08 at 6:01 AM UTC

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   Kev Space Nigga
   why would you take a vaccine for something with a 99.9% survival rate in the first place? deal with the coughs and sniffles for a few days like a man and get lifelong immunity as a reward.
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8. 2021-02-08 at 6:27 AM UTC

   #8
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   I had Pfizer with zero effects. Besides arm soreness, equivalent to a flu shot.
9. 2021-02-08 at 3:18 PM UTC

   #9
   

   Bugz Space Nigga

   Originally posted by aldra Pfizer is MRNA messenger, ie. gene therapy
   Astra Zenice, SPUTNIK etc. are parts of the COVID virus grafted onto a synthetic adrenovirus
   
   
   both are dangerously untested for mass rollout

   
   They just stated South Africa is stopping Astra Zenice because it showed little effectiveness.
   
   the UK variant is causing problems now in the USA.
10. 2021-02-08 at 3:20 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Bugz Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Kev why would you take a vaccine for something with a 99.9% survival rate in the first place? deal with the coughs and sniffles for a few days like a man and get lifelong immunity as a reward.

    
    Pulminary Fribrosis.
11. 2021-02-08 at 3:20 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Vaccines are for poor people anyway we big dick players just take regeneron everytime we feel a sniffle or a coof coming on.
12. 2021-02-08 at 3:31 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i'm not getting the vaccine or leaving the house, fuck all you faggots and your airplanes and world travel china bullshit. I have never left the country, i hope it mutates and the vaccine stops working and kills all of you boomer fucks. I like the world better this way
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13. 2021-02-08 at 3:35 PM UTC

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    netstat African Astronaut
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14. 2021-02-08 at 3:37 PM UTC

    #14
    WolfgangBladt Houston
    this coronavirus nonsense is getting out of hand. it was funny when they faked the virus last year but now im just getting so fucking sick of it. its gone on for long enough and its making everyone panic and more and more people are falling for it.
15. 2021-02-08 at 3:51 PM UTC

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    netstat African Astronaut
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16. 2021-02-08 at 4:02 PM UTC

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    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    It's more than 60% effective you dumb boomer
17. 2021-02-08 at 4:03 PM UTC

    #17
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by netstat remember when medical professionals were claiming that masks are ineffective for the general public because there was a supply shortage and they feared a run on masks so they decided to lie to people to manipulate them into not buying them, then a few months later masks became mandatory for everyone in public
    
    also remember when journalists and medical professionals were condemning those awful right wingers for gathering in crowds and spreading the virus, then millions of primarily lefties poured into the streets to protest police killings of blacks and were generally approved of by the cathedral
    
    

    
    You remember how when they were advising the public not to make a run on masks yet because the virus was virtually non existent in middle America at the time so it made zero sense for John Williams in Iowa to buy 12 boxes of masks leaving a nurse in a major city hotspot forced to work a double shift treating covid patients for 14 days in a row using the same mask?
    
    Of course not. Your IQ cannot comprehend the why and the how.
18. 2021-02-08 at 4:09 PM UTC

    #18
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by DontTellEm I had Pfizer with zero effects. Besides arm soreness, equivalent to a flu shot.

    
    
    
    Porn "actresses" and out of work waitresses are getting the vaccine before old codgers?
    
    Who did you have to do?
19. 2021-02-08 at 4:18 PM UTC

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    netstat African Astronaut
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20. 2021-02-08 at 4:22 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by netstat User Antifa Member has been blocked due to unrelenting faggotry.
    User larrylegend8383 has been blocked due to unrelenting faggotry.
    User stl1 has been blocked due to unrelenting faggotry.
    
    three individuals with double digit combined IQ post in a row, glad I don't have to see them lmrao

    
    Some day, between them, they might squeeze out a decent post.
    
    

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