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I'm warming up my 20 year-old car for 2 hours, before i depart for the gym...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, I don't dare try to roll down the windows, or i'll be the guy with a plastic sheet for a car window, and i certainly don't want to be him.
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    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut



    CHIN NUTS .
  3. #3
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Haha you live in your car, what a loser.
  4. #4
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Haha you live in your car, what a loser.

    I live in a condominium, alone. But you live with your mother.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    how do you wwrm it up for two hrs without the battery dying on you?
  6. #6
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Wariat how do you wwrm it up for two hrs without the battery dying on you?

    How stupid did you feel asking the undercover cop about a 12 year old?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    blaster master victim of incest
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    imagine burning that much petrol so you can hit on old housewives and take selfies in front of the squat rack
  9. #9
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Wariat how do you wwrm it up for two hrs without the battery dying on you?

    I use a valet key, and lock the vehicle from the outside with my regular key-fob. That helps prevent theft of my vehicle.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra imagine burning that much petrol so you can hit on old housewives and take selfies in front of the squat rack

    I do the former, but not the latter.
  11. #11
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    FACT CHECK PLEASE
  12. #12
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung I live in a condominium, alone. But you live with your mother.

    I have my own house chin nuts, you live in your car.
  13. #13
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Wariat how do you wwrm it up for two hrs without the battery dying on you?

    it's the opposite, bro. U got it all wrong cuz ur Polish.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    what would be wrong with having a stuck window its not like you couldnt see through it anyway?
  15. #15
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Wariat what would be wrong with having a stuck window its not like you couldnt see through it anyway?

    why u playing dumb with me, Wariat? Level with me, brother.👍⚘
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Lol this fatass doesn't work out and doesn't have a condo. Dude cant even afford car insurance. He begged me for money a few weeks ago
  18. #18
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Post a picture of said 20 yer ol.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by lannys mom gave me a two hole for one price special nine months before he was born now hes mad that his conception was preceded by the exchange of pocket change. whos your daddy bitch ill give you money. ill even leave a candy bar on your pillow

    Yes I know you are gay for me but im not interested
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