People in relationships that brag about getting laid

1. 2021-01-28 at 2:58 PM UTC

   #1
   jfakldjfkdaljfalkdfjlkad Tuskegee Airman
   Are the most pathetic people ever.
   
   It's like bragging about jacking off.
   
   I have sex with my girlfriend every day but you never see me talk about it or her except for this thread.
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2. 2021-01-28 at 3:10 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
   I violate myself with my hand, everyday.
3. 2021-01-28 at 3:13 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by jfakldjfkdaljfalkdfjlkad I have sex with my girlfriend every day

   
   lolololololololol
4. 2021-01-28 at 3:16 PM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter
   The most pathetic people are men who get married. Fucking sign all of your rights away to the government and a human who will turn on you in an instant while financially raping you in the process
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5. 2021-01-28 at 3:36 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by cigreting The most pathetic people are men who get married. Fucking sign all of your rights away to the government and a human who will turn on you in an instant while financially raping you in the process

   
   There's ways around that though...my 2 divorces cost me a total of $240.
6. 2021-01-28 at 3:37 PM UTC

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   jfakldjfkdaljfalkdfjlkad Tuskegee Airman
   Two divorces lmao
   
   Only white people do that shit.
7. 2021-01-28 at 3:39 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by jfakldjfkdaljfalkdfjlkad Two divorces lmao
   
   Only white people do that shit.

   
   My Mexican friend is on his 4th wife...lololol
   
   My African friend is on his 11...and he's still married to them all lololol
8. 2021-01-28 at 3:40 PM UTC

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   frala Avant garde shartist

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson There's ways around that though…my 2 divorces cost me a total of $240.

   
   How many houses though?
9. 2021-01-28 at 3:40 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by cigreting The most pathetic people are men who get married. Fucking sign all of your rights away to the government and a human who will turn on you in an instant while financially raping you in the process

   
   haha thats why I didn't marry my daughters mom, I asked her if she was interested in getting married and she said sure but I want to live with you for one month first and I was like woaah bro I can't do that I was just seeing what you'd say since you've already turned my lyfe upside down.
   
   But to an extent you're wrong cigareting, my parents have been married for like 35 years and my dad pays for everything but at the same time my mom cooks and does all the cleaning and it has seemed to work out for them and they take care of each other when they are having surgeries and enjoy going to church and going out to eat after on every sunday
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10. 2021-01-28 at 3:45 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by frala How many houses though?

    
    3 but technically they belonged to the mortgage company anyway.
    
    I effectively paid "rent" while I lived in them so I got my monies worth.
    
    the good news as mentioned previously is the 6 acres and house with wife #1 is still in my name...she's been paying for it all this time and when it's paid off, the deed will be in my name. That should result in some interesting correspondence.
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11. 2021-01-28 at 3:47 PM UTC

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    Kev Space Nigga

    Originally posted by jfakldjfkdaljfalkdfjlkad I have sex with my girlfriend every day

    
    too bad you liek penis
12. 2021-01-28 at 5:18 PM UTC

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    CandyRein Black Hole
    Fun Fact::
    
    I was having sex while this thread was being made ...
13. 2021-01-28 at 5:24 PM UTC

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    CandyRein Black Hole
    Another Fun Fact::
    
    We cummed....
14. 2021-01-28 at 6:02 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson There's ways around that though…my 2 divorces cost me a total of $240.

    
    
    
    
    
    And how many houses?
    
    
    Edit: Oops, stepped on Frala.
15. 2021-01-28 at 6:03 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by stl1 And how many houses?
    
    
    Edit: Oops, stepped on Frala.

    
    You're a page late gramps...
16. 2021-01-28 at 6:05 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 3 but technically they belonged to the mortgage company anyway.
    
    I effectively paid "rent" while I lived in them so I got my monies worth.
    
    the good news as mentioned previously is the 6 acres and house with wife #1 is still in my name…she's been paying for it all this time and when it's paid off, the deed will be in my name. That should result in some interesting correspondence.

    
    
    
    Have her contact me and I'll give her my lawyer's name.
17. 2021-01-28 at 6:17 PM UTC

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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
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    i take off my wedding ring so people will believe me when i say i’m a virgin
    
    too bad i'm so god damn handsome or maybe they really would
    
18. 2021-01-28 at 6:26 PM UTC

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    jfakldjfkdaljfalkdfjlkad Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson My Mexican friend is on his 4th wife…lololol
    
    My African friend is on his 11…and he's still married to them all lololol

    
    Fake friends you made up. You don't have any friends. They are at most people you work with.
19. 2021-01-28 at 6:36 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by jfakldjfkdaljfalkdfjlkad Fake friends you made up. You don't have any friends. They are at most people you work with.

    
    I'd say you were projecting but we both know you don't have a job...LOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWAAAALLLL, lol
20. 2021-01-28 at 6:49 PM UTC

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    jfakldjfkdaljfalkdfjlkad Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'd say you were projecting but we both know you don't have a job…LOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWAAAALLLL, lol

    
    Lol ok bud. Whatever makes you feel better about yourself.