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Poll: Halfway thru your meal you discover a cock!roach in it - what would you do ?

  • Remove it from your meal quietly and throw it on the floor discreetely because you're a real man and doesn't let a little cock!roach spoil your meal. You already have had half of it anyway and it tasted just fine. And it has been cooked to high temperature anyway.
    50%
  • Don't throw up or make a scene but stop eating and leave immediately because you're a gentleman and doesn't need the embarrassment and stigma that comes with having eaten cock!roach flavored meal.
    0%
  • Doesn't throw up but make a scene and over dramatize things, demands to see the manager and compensations, like a bitch that you are.
    50%
  • Throw up, make a scene and embarrasses yourself like a child with soiled pants.
    0%

Halfway thru your meal you discover a cock!roach in it - what would you do ?

  1. 2021-01-27 at 12:39 AM UTC
    #1
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    well the answer is obvious. im a real man afterall.
  2. 2021-01-27 at 12:42 AM UTC
    #2
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    This actually happened to my dad one time. He took the new wife and kid out for Mongolian BBQ and they found a cockroach in the sesame buns. He boycotted that location but he'd still go to the other franchises.

    I'd calmly ask to speak to manager, request a refund and never visit the restaurant again.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. 2021-01-27 at 12:50 AM UTC
    #3
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by livingelegy This actually happened to my dad one time. He took the new wife and kid out for Mongolian BBQ and they found a cockroach in the sesame buns. He boycotted that location but he'd still go to the other franchises.

    I'd calmly ask to speak to manager, request a refund and never visit the restaurant again.

    refer to the polls.
  4. 2021-01-27 at 12:54 AM UTC
    #4
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Of course chinky vinny would just carry on eating it. Low class communist trash.
  5. 2021-01-27 at 12:54 AM UTC
    #5
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Not make a scene, but I'm damn sure getting a free meal out of the deal and other financial and sexual compensation.

    I'd also find out who specifically prepared my meal and burn his/her family alive in front of him within the following weeks.
  6. 2021-01-27 at 12:55 AM UTC
    #6
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny refer to the polls.

    But I don't like your poll, little man. You got a problem with that?
  7. 2021-01-27 at 1:01 AM UTC
    #7
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Of course chinky vinny would just carry on eating it. Low class communist trash.

    ↑ permanently stuck on bitch mode.



    Originally posted by mmQ Not make a scene, but I'm damn sure getting a free meal out of the deal and other financial and sexual compensation.

    I'd also find out who specifically prepared my meal and burn his/her family alive in front of him within the following weeks.

    you dont get to have free meal unless you make a scene.
  8. 2021-01-27 at 1:02 AM UTC
    #8
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by livingelegy But I don't like your poll, little man. You got a problem with that?

    no, its ok if you like big black polls.
  9. 2021-01-27 at 1:03 AM UTC
    #9
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ↑ permanently stuck on bitch mode.





    you dont get to have free meal unless you make a scene.

    But you're wrong. No restaurant manager in their right mind is going to refuse the customer's request for a refund in this situation. They'd be praying that said customer doesn't go to the health inspector people and have the business shut down. Why did you make this thread anyways? Just to brag about how you wouldn't hesitate to eat tainted food that had been exposed to a disease spreading pest?
  10. 2021-01-27 at 1:11 AM UTC
    #10
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ Not make a scene, but I'm damn sure getting a free meal out of the deal and other financial and sexual compensation.

    I'd also find out who specifically prepared my meal and burn his/her family alive in front of him within the following weeks.

    if I made a complaint about food somewhere, no matter how legitimate I would not accept free food at a later date because chances are too high they'd tamper with it out of spite
  11. 2021-01-27 at 1:53 AM UTC
    #11
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra if I made a complaint about food somewhere, no matter how legitimate I would not accept free food at a later date because chances are too high they'd tamper with it out of spite

    I understand your point obviously, but as a cook for most of my life, I assure you there isnt as much spitefulness taking place as one might be inclined to think.

    Furthermore, the cooks don't know if they're cooking a free meal or a discounted meal or whatever. We just make the food.

    I mean, if nothing else I get not wanting to eat there again because it's a place that fucking served you a cockroach in your food. I guess ideally I'd just like financial compensation of some sort because I like free munny.
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