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  1. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Climbing the Matterhorn.
  2. Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t Counting down the days

    No need to wait, you can show us your ass now.
  3. tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No need to wait, you can show us your ass now.

    Its gone 😔
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Gone with the wind. Flying butthole. I think I just saw it fly by my window. 😊
  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    Breastfeeding my boyfriend without the milk...
  6. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Just woke up, im really hungover. I went to a shindig last night at my friend's place to play guitar with him and his friend The girl I hit with the brass knuckles was all over me she bit me and I made out with and groped her a lot. Im usually not like that but she was initiating it. Im not sure how I feel about it. I almost got into a fight with his friend but he calmed down and bought me booze and chips and the lady made me a sandwich and I bounced
  7. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by CandyRein Breastfeeding my boyfriend without the milk…

    pics?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by CandyRein Breastfeeding my boyfriend without the milk…

    tick tock tick tock
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. CandyRein Black Hole


    💖
  10. Eating mochi and drinking coffee
  11. Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t Its gone 😔

    I'll take what's left along with the breasts.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'll take the left tibia and maybe a slice of your shoulder.

    Do you know the cuts of cow?

    Fucking STEAK. lol.

    All these TERMS. oh tenderloin oh prime cut oh filet
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hey stupid bitch I got married to, wanna go out to a restaurant for the heart day coming up? Yes I will buy you a piece of cow.
  14. Originally posted by mmQ I'll take the left tibia and maybe a slice of your shoulder.

    Do you know the cuts of cow?

    Fucking STEAK. lol.

    All these TERMS. oh tenderloin oh prime cut oh filet

    Such a normie...thinking of only cow meat when there's a multitude of other meats to enjoy.
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    YES ANY PIECE OF THE COW. jeez
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You said you wanted cow, I'm gonna get you cow.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh here's a nice wine to compliment your cow.
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    yes it's a red wine. Jesus fuck. Fuck you. We're leaving.
  19. Originally posted by mmQ You said you wanted cow, I'm gonna get you cow.

    I never mentioned cow...and anyway, cow is a gender...a female hippppoppppottttooommmmmussss is also a cow but tastes quite a bit different than a sea cow.
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I never mentioned cow…and anyway, cow is a gender…a female hippppoppppottttooommmmmussss is also a cow but tastes quite a bit different than a sea cow.

    We're not having this discussion
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