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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I just got back my friend jeffs place I've known him for about a month and he's really chill, he's a huge hippy but he looks like he could kill someone, he's really big but he's always been really chill with me and shares his pills with me. He called me asking if I wanted to hang with him and his gf and there was a part of me that felt like he's too wasted but I went over because he refilled his scripts for vicodin, gabapentin, and adderall so I brought some brews over for them because he was hooking me up and letting me smoke his bud.

    We were trying to have a conversation and listen to music and I was looking at his lyrics because we're into the same kind of music but he's kind of a cuck, this girl he's letting live with him is attractive but totally ghetto and has a shitty personality and she was hitting him and calling him a pussy and he was just taking it and butting into our conversation and she pulled out a knife waving it around at us threatening to stab him saying he's a loser and his place is boring, just wavving a knife around and stabbing the floor lol. I was a fly on the wall and I was dude why are you letting her do that to you? and he's like "she's hott man I love her but she's crazy and I don't hit women" I was like yeah man whatever I guess different people like different things

    he went to go get cigs from the store before they closed and he was like "are you gonna be alright with her?" and I was like yeah I'll be fine she's just doing it to you, when she went the bathroom I took away her knife and brass knuckles and she came out bitching about where they are so I tapped her pretty hard on the head with the brass knuckles and she started crying lol. He came back and she totally changed her tune and he was like wtf happened? And I told him I hit his girlfriend because she was acting crazy. Someone had to do it we smoked and I bounced but at least got a lot of drugs. I text him telling him to be safe because I feel like something bad is going to happen to him. Brass knuckles are cool though you can easily fuck someone up. I'm fucking high as fuck right now.

    I feel bad for the guy though because he's being abused but he lets it happen

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    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    tl;dr
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by livingelegy tl;dr

    oh pashore
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    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    ok i read it.

    she probably has borderline personality disorder or something

    whatever, as long as she puts out and doesn't actually hurt anyone, that's my point of view
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by livingelegy ok i read it.

    she probably has borderline personality disorder or something

    whatever, as long as she puts out and doesn't actually hurt anyone, that's my point of view

    she does hurt people though, she was hitting the guy and evidently she has a history of burglarizing places. But yeah what are you up to this morning?
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    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby she does hurt people though, she was hitting the guy and evidently she has a history of burglarizing places. But yeah what are you up to this morning?

    listening to some music now. i don't really have any plans for today except scoping out new places to pitch a tent on this island. the owners of the semi-public land where I set up my camp have finally asked me to leave so now ive gotta figure out some new arrangement.
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    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby she does hurt people though, she was hitting the guy and evidently she has a history of burglarizing places. But yeah what are you up to this morning?

    what are you up to?
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by livingelegy listening to some music now. i don't really have any plans for today except scoping out new places to pitch a tent on this island. the owners of the semi-public land where I set up my camp have finally asked me to leave so now ive gotta figure out some new arrangement.

    word I didn't know you lived on an island thats cool. I'm listening to fear factory and eating sun flower seeds thinking about breakfast. I usually don't eat breakfast but I got the munchies bad and then I'm probably gonna pick up my place.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Ive actually never legit been camping before, closest thing to that is sleeping in my car or under a tree at the bike trail
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    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby word I didn't know you lived on an island thats cool. I'm listening to fear factory and eating sun flower seeds thinking about breakfast. I usually don't eat breakfast but I got the munchies bad and then I'm probably gonna pick up my place.

    thats cool man, are the sunflower seeds shelled or unshelled? also, are they flavor dusted?
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by livingelegy thats cool man, are the sunflower seeds shelled or unshelled? also, are they flavor dusted?

    there these bad boys they are good they are shelled. I recently got into them and after not having them since I was a kid. the dill pickle are the best with a brew. They some other funky flavors like I can't stand like ranch and they have a taco which sounds good but its basically they poured taco seasoning all over them

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    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby there these bad boys they are good they are shelled. I recently got into them and after not having them since I was a kid. the dill pickle are the best with a brew. They some other funky flavors like I can't stand like ranch and they have a taco which sounds good but its basically they poured taco seasoning all over them


    Taco seasoning huh? Weird. Pickle flavored stuff is usually pretty good. I had a bag of pickle flavored potato chips once, they were pretty good though I'd have liked them to have a heavier coating of flavor dust because the pickle taste was sort of understated.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by livingelegy Taco seasoning huh? Weird. Pickle flavored stuff is usually pretty good. I had a bag of pickle flavored potato chips once, they were pretty good though I'd have liked them to have a heavier coating of flavor dust because the pickle taste was sort of understated.

    yeah I feel ya pickle chips are good but my go to ones are salt and vinegar.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by livingelegy ok i read it.

    she probably has borderline personality disorder or something

    whatever, as long as she puts out and doesn't actually hurt anyone, that's my point of view

    I was diagnosed with an unspecified perspnwlity disorder by this salinas osychiatrist who acts as a paid wttorney court schrink whwtever that means.
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    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    There's plenty of men where a girl could smash all his stuff, slap him silly, spend his money, and fill his apartment or house with trash and they'll shrug and go "Whaddaya gonna do? She's hot and fucks"
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    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yeah I feel ya pickle chips are good but my go to ones are salt and vinegar.

    Oh yeah? Me too man. I only tried these pickle chips on a lark.

    Speaking of vinegar, have you ever dressed your french fries with malt vinegar? They're pretty good that way.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I think you should get into script writing or screen writing. Im thinking of doing it myself.
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    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Bill Krozby should write and direct a short film about a guy who backs a large truck into a delivery of solar panels at his job 😁
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by livingelegy Oh yeah? Me too man. I only tried these pickle chips on a lark.

    Speaking of vinegar, have you ever dressed your french fries with malt vinegar? They're pretty good that way.

    yeah I love malt vinegar. funny story malt vinegar my mom in the 80's worked at long john silvers and she said it was hilarious cause the poor little black boys with no money or food at home would come in and ask "can i get sum crumbs?" you know just the fried batter and douse it in malt vinegar and that there was there after school snack lol

    I used to live next to a long john silvers and show up right when they opened and went rich on the malt vinegar. I drink apple cider vinegar, like a shot a day, they say its good for you.
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    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yeah I love malt vinegar. funny story malt vinegar my mom in the 80's worked at long john silvers and she said it was hilarious cause the poor little black boys with no money or food at home would come in and ask "can i get sum crumbs?" you know just the fried batter and douse it in malt vinegar and that there was there after school snack lol

    I used to live next to a long john silvers and show up right when they opened and went rich on the malt vinegar. I drink apple cider vinegar, like a shot a day, they say its good for you.

    That's pretty funny. I guess they must have had some irresponsible parents to have to eat fryer crumbs. Im thankful that my parents were concerned with my well being as a child.

    I've heard about the vinegar shots thing. I always associated it with a crowd that I never really pegged you as being a part of. Most of the people who espouse the benefits of a shot of vinegar are hippy dippie crystal healing types. What does the vinegar thing do for your health exactly?
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