My fake Chinese girlfriend just sent me this

1. 2021-01-23 at 1:44 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   Its made out of dead tree carcass and it doesn't weld for shit.
2. 2021-01-23 at 1:45 PM UTC

   #2
   

   livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
   what is it? O.o
3. 2021-01-23 at 1:46 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Its dead tree carcass. You can't weld it, it won't work. Its bad, it doesn't weld, can't use it, its tree carcass.
4. 2021-01-23 at 1:49 PM UTC

   #4
   

   livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
   whaaaaat